What Happens Next?

[Backwards Logic]

Then the Master Chief shows up. He smashes a flip-flop over Stuck in Pi's head and says "you've been pwned."

 

[ggganz]

Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks HitmonchanGyarados into Master Chief who hits a jellyfish which scares a headcrab which kills a survivor of TEH ALIENZ. Then the 4 remaining ALIENZ pwned Stuck in Pi so hard he flew all the way to the end.
Then, since humans were not supposed to know the end of pi, God got angry, shouting, "WHAT?? YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW PI!! NOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111" And he caused another flood, and with no ark, and all the Earth was lifeless once more.
And he said to the beings of Earth, as they drew their final breaths, "Thou hast been pwned."
But it was then found and colonized by the planet.....

 

[D'Artagnan59]

by the IGROM and Chuck Norris the Undying.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Humanity was merely sleeping. IAU forces are now about to destroy Pluto.

 

[salty mud]

TEH ALEINZ do it first. Meanwhile, THA MARTIONZ invade Jupiter, hoping to...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

destroy it. IAU forces attack them too.

 

[Swedishguy]

They didn't count with Jupiter's gravity, however, so they all suffocated. Somewhere else in the universe, HitmonchanGyarados is still at large.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

A phased array radar system detects incoming Russian ballistic missiles.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Which was incorrect. It was Chuck Norris and 10 of his clones!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Which proceed to torture Stuk I. Pi, commander of the Russian Luftwaffle.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

However, as a robot I feel no pain!! But the Chuck Norrises get distracted by...

 

[Backwards Logic]

The Master Chief showing up. He smashes a Russian Ballistic missile over Stuck in Pi's head and says "you've been pwned."

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Stuk I. Pi ordered 7 billion (!) blintzes to attack the Chuck Norris troops. This results in free, guaranteed field rations for a very long time.

 

[Swedishguy]

HitmonchanGyarados has now taken over the Death Star from the Empire! He is targetting Earth...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Which ends up being unsuccessful because...

 

[Swedishguy]

He doesn't have enough energy!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

So he waits for six years to build up that much. Meanwhile,

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

MasterChief finally succeeds in eating Arbiter. The Covenant is enraged, and so is the Combine for some reason. Both alien races race towards Earth.

 

[Swedishguy]

Some stray scout ships from the Death Star destroys them both.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And a dwarf Jedi destroys the death star.