What Happens Next?

[D0NIMATRIX]

*EDIT* Styles gets the post

The aliens started discriminating between different varieties of curry and ended up...

 

[Sciguy001]

NOT PART OF THE STORY: Wow, dominatrix and stylesrj posted at the exact same time and ended up crossposting.

 

[Perfection]

"Thank God", said Perfection, "that the aliens are no longer part of the story".

 

[Stylesrj]

However, Ikea and Chuck Norris all returned at the same time, along with a dash of salt, and a nice fine...

 

[King of Town]

dash of more salt. Chuck's natural enemy. As he was putting together the Billy book case...

 

[Sciguy001]

He heard a large scream coming from a large living cookie with long hair holding a banana and a glass of strawberry mustard.

 

[Stylesrj]

Chuck realised that was his room mate who had just found out he had ran out of apples. He asked if he could eat the salt. The cookie said...

 

[kenken244]

It was a Grammar Nazi, causing Chuck to explode. Then the Grammar Nazi Cookie...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Corrected every third grammatical error in any language all the way back to the birth of Aristotle. Many books needed to be re-printed and this...

 

[Stylesrj]

...caused Shakespeare to weep. 1000 monkeys in a room with typewriters began...

 

[dragonforce]

to plot their take over of japan ...

 

[Firestorm94]

which included the use of strained beats and CDs from the band...

 

[dragonforce]

metalica which they would use to

 

[Firestorm94]

gain the metal heads' support in their war against Japan. This move infuriated...

 

[Perfection]

itself and clamored for green...

 

[Sciguy001]

strawberry custard. This custard was green because...

 

[Firestorm94]

It was made by leprechauns who, strangely, enjoyed the sound of...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Fingernails grating down chalkboards, which they broadcast worldwide on every AM and FM radio station, which caused all those with weak complexions to...

 

[Stylesrj]

...stomp to the beat and claw out their eyes. This was known as "Planet Thunda" and it went well with the new recreation drugs from Morgan Pharmaceuticals. As Voice of the Planet was underway...

 

[Sciguy001]

as well as a new and improved brand of boisenberry ketchup and mustard...