What Happens Next?

[Stylesrj]

...whack all the redshirts in the most bloody way possible. No one cared though really. The rest of the Away Team...

 

[Firestorm94]

decided they needed a break and left the story. They were replaced by...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

NINJAS WITH GUITARS!!!! The pure awesomeness radiated by such beings was enough to...

 

[Sciguy001]

Send the nuclear missles everyone has been collecting into space! The aliens on mars responded to this threat by...

 

[Firestorm94]

stealing the ninjas' guitars. Without their guitars, the ninjas had a hard time facing...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The rising tide of international communism. The commies...

 

[Sciguy001]

Pioneered a dish known as beef currie. The dish was popular in places like...

 

[Perfection]

frathouse hazings and torture chambers because it was so...

 

[Stylesrj]

curriliscious.
Just then, the aliens from Mars had landed, and they wanted to party with us, but we couldn't let them into the clubs, because they were not dressed good enough. This caused them to...

 

[Firestorm94]

Politely ask what the accepted dress code was. The dress code consisted of...

 

[King of Town]

dodo skin boots, and a sasquatch jacket. They could get in without this though by simply...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Paying $100,000 in drug money and...

 

[Stylesrj]

...back taxes. The IRS however...

 

[dragonforce]

declared war on them. the aliens in retaliation...

 

[Firestorm94]

forced prisoners from Earth to do yoga. This plan, however, backfired because...

 

[Sciguy001]

All of the people of earth thought they said "yogurt" and imediatly rushed to the nearest dairy shop. The aliencs responded by...

 

[mythmonster2]

engulfing the world in yogurt.

 

[King of Town]

the sun heated the yogurt and the stench was unbearable. The aliens regretted this and,

 

[Sciguy001]

Hired a group of mercenary indonesian yogurt-eating beavers to try to...

 

[Stylesrj]

...solve the problem. However, they did not like the smell or taste of bad yoghurt and they went instead to Australia to eat all the native wildlife there, much like the cane toad. Frustrated now, the aliens...