What Happens Next?

[salty mud]

Imploded...

 

[ggganz]

...but then appeared inside my eye and stabbed it from the inside!!!
But I survived because...(this should be interesting)

 

[Swedishguy]

...when he had stabbed the inside of my eye it fell on the ground. Since it was approx. 9 centimeters I crushed it. The advantage of being half-blind is that...

 

[salty mud]

My urine turns flurescent pink.

 

[aronnax]

This allows me to attract....

 

[Catharsis]

...flies of a certain persuasion, not that there's anything wrong with that, oh no, some of my best friends are...

 

[ggganz]

...from CivUnited, where they have NEVER been stabbed.

 

[salty mud]

Yet... BUT...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

...flying knives shredded them, leaving something with the consistency of cottage cheese. Afterwards...

 

[ggganz]

...alphabet soup rained down from the sky...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

...providing a short-term solution to world hunger. Meanwhile, at an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council...

 

[Catharsis]

...woo was being pitched like nobody's business. But the love-in was disturbed by a...

 

[ggganz]

naughty phrase in the soup...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[salty mud]

Wet themselves with anger. Suddenly, a loud crash came from the floor...

 

[D'Artagnan59]

It was George W. Bush naked in a dunce cap.

 

[EconomistBR]

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[ggganz]

had a heart attack. The paramedics were unable to help because...

 

[Catharsis]

...of the three-foot lamprey attached to his...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

...chest. The UNSC issued Resolution 1801, mandating that...