What Happens Next?

[Stylesrj]

...Pluto, which wasn't a planet.
The citizens of ______ were annoyed by Picard's arrival and they...

 

[Sciguy001]

blank= llamaville!
The citizens of Llamville were annoyed by Picard's arrival so they challenged him to an alfalfa eating contest.

 

[Stylesrj]

Not part of Story: The blank is the actual name of the city you know

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

So much alfalfa was consumed that hamsters and small caged rodents worldwide experienced a serious shortage of...

 

[Stylesrj]

...heavy firepower. Without sufficient dakka, the Orks came in with their gunz and Choppas and started to wreck up da place...

 

[mythmonster2]

with their new weapon, the...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Fried chicken launcher! But they didn't reckon on the Blues Brothers ordering...

 

[Stylesrj]

...a BFG from IKEA. However, IKEA BFG guns had a few missing pieces and...

 

[Sciguy001]

the llamas stole thousands of them, only to...

 

[Sciguy001]

Not part of Story: The blank is the actual name of the city you know

Not Part of the Story: Link

 

[aronnax]

realise they cant actually steal anything cause they have no hands, so instead they went to Barbados...

 

[Stylesrj]

...to meet Barbados Slim, who had just got back. Barbados Slim had...

Not part of the story: As in, the name ______ wasn't a "fill in with whatever you want name" it was the name of the town.

 

[dragonforce]

a crap and then went home...

 

[mythmonster2]

to eat 10 gallons of ice cream, chocolate flavored!

 

[Stylesrj]

So Barbados Slim had went back to Barbados with chocolate ice cream on his solid shoulders. This meant that Hermes...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Turned all the chocolate to liquid as he passed over Barbados on his way to...

 

[Perfection]

the stupid land of stupid poop stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid...

 

[Firestorm94]

... then the broken narrator was replaced and it turned out Hermes was on his way to...

 

[mythmonster2]

beautiful Athens, Greece, where he had to...

 

[Stylesrj]

... compete in the Olympic Limbo. But as he was preparing, guess who it was who was also competing? Barbados Slim! All the way from Barbados. And he'll be going back there with some medals over his solid shoulders!
Hermes felt...