Here we go:
In the beginning, the world was without form, and void...
Here are the settings for the game. There's 14 civilizations total, I think, and we're on a randomly-generated world with two distinct hemispheres. Other than that, I have no idea how many islands, continents, etc. there are. I turned off the space race 'cos I find it makes everyone focus on that winning condition and I want them gunning for me and other conditions.
Let's begin!
I'm playing as Churchill.
I'm hoping Charismatic will help keep my
whiners citizens happier, because Im a charming bastard, and I'll have a nice defensive posture for my eventual backstabbing by the AI.
Booyah, heres the sitch after the first round. My Warrior went up on the hill to look around and spotted a village to visit. My settlers started on a nice plot thats got sheeps, silk, and crabs, so thats good. On top of that, were on a hill, giving a 50% defense bonus (like anyones gonna get to my capital anyway
), plenty of trees and a river providing fresh water.
I settle in place and start to build a Worker. I also find out theres another source of crab nearby that will be within my city borders after the first pop. Excellent!
Before we go to the next turn, though, I have to decide what to research. Its a no-brainer: Bronze Working. Slavery, here I come!!
On the next turn, my Warrior visits the village and they teach us to hunt. Score! Too bad I dont have anything to hunt, though.
The Warrior heads east and spy a source of marble on the coast. I decide I must have it in order to build magnificent Wonders to fuel my ego. Lol, over-compensating.
I let my warrior explore for a few turns, rounding out the edges of the known world. On the ninth turn, Londons borders pop. Check out those bits of land across the water! I note that Ive got evergreen trees and tundra to the north, so I must be near the top of the world. Thats good, cos there wont likely be people up there looking to murderize me.
On turn 16, Buddhism is founded in a distant land. Screw them! Six turns later, I meet my first
victim friend, Peter, of Russia. Look at his eyes. Hes staring into my soul, planning no doubt to kill and eat me with a nice bottle of vodka. Hes even wearing a bib already.
I tell him that there will be peace in our time and back away.
Huzzah, Bronze Working! Hello, subjugation of my people and Axemen! And whats this? Theres copper within Londons borders! Time to get that little worker crackin, since hes just been built. Also, I start researching Masonry. I want me a Pyramid, yhear?
While Im off planning the future of London, my Warrior discovers a source of stone! My ego itches again; I must have this to build Wonders! My only concern is that my empire will be stretched a bit thin for a while, and the maintenance costs on two fairly distant cities may be a bit too much to bear. Hmm.
The revolution is not televised, since its 3425 BC, but we change civics, adopting Slavery. Then, nothing happens for a while, and I start building a Work Boat to go fishin. A tryants gotta relax somehow, right?
Meanwhile, my Workers are chopping down a forest to help me build faster. The Warrior continues his exploration and a short time later, I meet this fellow: Hammurabi, of the Babylonians. Look at that beard and stache. Thats facial hair you can rule an empire with, and his hat is made of a fantastic raspberry lemon swirl.
I go fishing. This screenshot lies, cos I didnt build a Spearman. I started a Settler in order to get to that marble east and stone in the south! The Worker keeps chopping down trees to speed this up.
My Warriors spot a Babylonian fellow building something just inside their borders. We decide to kidnap him to force him to work our lands, because its much more fun to enslave other suckers and not our own citizens. We go to war!
sadly, the Worker is eaten by a lion trying to get back to my kingdom. So much for the face that started a war.
The Warriors head east, since I dont really want to fight raspberry-lemon hat.
Success! I am now ready to build all manner of stone-based things. This makes that source of stone a priority, since thatll half the time it takes to build the Pyramids. One problem, though: I need a town down there to get it, and I need a way to connect it to London, where Im going to build them. This means I need a river, shoreline, or roads connecting the two. I being to look into creating something called The Wheel, which will revolutionize the dragging industry, and give me roads.
In honour of the dearly departed slave Worker, I have my Warriors lie in wait for this pack of lions. They easily defeat them as they cross the water, and we grind their penises into a romance powder.
The powder must work, because when the Warriors find another village, they produce a second unit of Warriors! Nice work, boys.
Also, the Settler I began a while back completes and I send him out to build a new city.
Here you can see the situation in London. Note the three tiles of trees I chopped down. After I discover Pottery, the grassland (green) will have cottages built on them, to help me make more money. The plains will have a farm on it. We also start building Axemen, who will hopefully go on to pillage the lands of many a peace-loving beatnik.
Some jerk named Livy goes around and finds out how much money everyone has and Peter and I dont even make the list. Which is fair, cos I have no gold saved at all, but still rude because I told him that in the strictest of confidence. Also I see that Hammurabi is rich, and I decide to make peace with him for now.