What To Do With Bin Laden!

[Aphex_Twin]

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

 

[Lord Draegon]

Wow your right, we can't do those 2 things but I disagree with your plan. Sure it might work, but... he/she is still going back... no wait

 

[Goober]

Woah, this would actually work. Hmm, that would be . . . interesting . . . to see, I mean, he's an old guy, he would look uglier after thenhe does currently, ewwwww . . .

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I saw that on some website. I can't remember the name.

 

[Dann]

Hehehe.... I like it.
And remember to pump "her" full of aphrodisiacs too just before you let "her" off the plane when you return "her". Mwahahaha....

 

[DragonRunner]

Three words- American Daytime Television(Soap Operas) That gives new meaning to the words Creul and Unusual punishment.

 

[Pointlessness]

I heard that before, 2.5 years ago.

 

[lbhhh]

A good idea nonetheless

 

[DiamanteLouco]

Hey, we could do the same thing with GW Bush jr. and put him to listen what he talks about homossexual people.

 

[Stefan Haertel]

Let's set up a Big-Brother-styled resort for all the world's evildoers, with the sole difference that it'll be for-ever

The only female person there should be Uschi Glas (in case you're wondering... http://www.hospize.de/bilder/uschi_glas.jpg). Have her bring them their daily ration of fishheads and let her stay through the night.


Have them play games for an extra portion of fishheads.

Following people should be the participators:

Osama Bin Laden
George W. Bush
Saddam Hussein
Edmund Stoiber
Ayatollah Khameni and his Happy Mullah Band
Ariel Sharon
Yassir Arafat
Tony Blair
Eminem
Ronald Schill
Jean Marie LePen
Jörg Haider
Silvio Berlusconi

Add your own, but remember they must be alive.

 

[Goober]

First, we must find bin Laden, which we have not be able to do. After that, well, after the FBI gets through with him, and he's paraded around in a International Court somewhere, THEN we can think about this . . . would teach him a couple lessons, hopefully . . .

 

[Stefan Haertel]

I could find bin Laden. Just gimme five days time, € 10,000 and some spare batteries for my diskman.

 

[Goober]

Originally posted by Stefan Haertel
I could find bin Laden. Just gimme five days time, € 10,000 and some spare batteries for my diskman.

And how do you propose to endevour upon this task with that equipment? The US is using their Military in Afghanistan, and they ain't have no luck at all . . .

 

[Amenhotep7]

MAke him build two identical towers and we'll crash two planes into em.

 

[Stefan Haertel]

And how do you propose to endevour upon this task with that equipment? The US is using their Military in Afghanistan, and they ain't have no luck at all . . .

I ain't the US military