What TV show is this quote from?

[classical_hero]

A pretty simple game, you post a quote from a TV show and then the person who gets the answer right does the next quote and so on.

"Wait. I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand."
"I promise nothing"

 

[Mosher]

I've heard that quote before... uh... Two and a Half Men?

 

[filli_noctus]

As I recognise it it's not that.

It's Futurama.

 

[classical_hero]

It is Futurama. I just love how if Bender is Sober he is like our drunk.

 

[filli_noctus]

Next quote:

"I like you! You're trouble!"
"Well, thank you! That's the nicest thing anybody's said about me in days!"