What's your favourite Simpson quote?

[redtom]

Mine is:
"Drink:Cause of, and solution of all life's problems"

 

[Apollo]

"I can't breath so good and it makes me sleepy."

 

[LaRo]

D'oh!

 

[redtom]

Sorry in advance if I misquote:

"He's only angry because accidentally I ran over he's dog....Replace dog with son and accidently with maliciously and add repeatedly...."

 

[BCLG100]

homer simpson-
"With a love that will echo throught the ages
P.S. i am gay"
its the one where bart is writing love letters to mrs krababpple
(dont know how to spell it)

 

[Chris85]

It's one of my signatures!

- Homer -
I can't even say the word tit without giggling like a school girl. heeeheeeheeeheeeheeeheee!!!!

 

[dannyevilcat]

"It tastes...like...burning..." (then Ralph falls over, groaning in pain from poison berries.

or:

"I have wasted my life" (The comic book shop guy as the nuclear missile flies right at him.

 

[gunning1]

You're damed if you do and you're damed if you don't.
Said by Bart in the second Simpsons episode.

 

[gerryandersson]

Don't make me run, im full of chocklet.

The german boy (Outher ? ) when Homer trise
to hit him with a towel.

 

[K-Man]

Here's a couple of my favourite's:

Marge: Oh Homer, you just over exerted yourself today. Let's get you home, get some beer into you, and get you to bed.
Homer: (Running down street) Woohoo, Beer Beer Beer, Bed Bed Bed.


Mr. Burns: Smithers, I believe we may have overestimated the tactical genius of this man!
Homer (Twisting around on the floor): Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!


Homer: Who wants to drive through the cactus field?
Lisa: Me!
Bart: Me!
Side Show Bob(underneath car): No.
Homer: Two against One!


The episode where Homer becomes the truck driver...
Homer: Bart, you can't come with me, you have to go to school tomorrow.
Bart: You have to go to work.
Homer: Ah, touche!

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

When Marge gives birth to Maggie...

Homer: Aww...it's a boy. And WHAT A BOY!
Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mr. Simpson, that's an umbilical cord.

 

[baseballtwin86]

Bill Clinton: "You've taught kids everywhere a valuable lesson! If things don't go your way just keep complaining until they do!"
Marge: "That's a pretty lousy lesson!"
Bill Clinton: "Well I'm a pretty lousy president!"

Marge: "Now I know what these 3 forks are for...but what is this big one for?"
Homer: "Why, Marge my dear....I believe that's to scratch your ass with!"

Krusty the Clown: "Hey, Yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals and keeping the king of England outta your face!"

 

[Rodgers]

When Homer is falling out of a plane without a parachute

"Aaaarrgghgh - Jesus, Allah, Budha - I love you all!!"

 

[Vinc]

"But Marge, If we hade ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires"

 

[napoleon526]

"Those fools on land with their 'laws' and 'ethics'! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
- Homer, after taking Mr. Burn's Yacht out to international waters

 

[Richard III]

Burns:

"It has always been man's ambition to blot out the sun."

Inspirational!

 

[MrPresident]

Homer:
"I never apologise, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am"

 

[newfangle]

Mr. Burns: Smithers lets order something to eat.
Smithers: I'll order Chinese sir.
Mr. Burns: No, they have too much grissil.

hehehe

 

[K-Man]

Homer at the Big Brothers registration desk...
Woman: Why would you like to sign up for Big Brothers sir?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
Homer: Revenge
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm out of here! <slamming door sound>


Jehovah's Witness #1: Have you ever thought that we don't have all the answers, that people don't like it when we bother them at home.
Jehovah's Witness #2: Yeah, lets go get real jobs!



Australian bloke: That's not a knife, this is a knife.
Lisa: That's not a knife, that's a spoon!
Aussie: I see you've played knifey spooney before!

 

[Collingwood]

Homer: I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there...Please save me Superman.

Or even better (but not technically a quote), 'Man being hit in the groin' at the Springfield Film Festival