I feel your pain, scorch, same thing happened to me the other day
As to my political beliefs, I will try to characterize them in an appropriate manner. Australian point of view here.
I would call myself quite socially conservative and nationalist, but take a dim view of racism and discrimination on grounds of sexual preference.
I believe in law and order, and harsh punishment, including the death penalty for a large variety of offences, hard time in prisons, and corporal punishment where appropriate.
I believe in a strong national defence, and an assertive foreign and defence policy which includes increased spending to get to necessary levels. I do not believe in pandering to the sensibilities of neighbouring states, nor sucking up to them in a most obsequesious manner.
I believe in a higher national birth rate, and oppose unrestricted immigration
I believe in the primacy of the group over that of the individual, be it the nation group or some other entity, and do not have an overwhelming distrust or dislike for government as a concept.
I believe in gun ownership, and training of the populace in firearms safety. I support the concept of some kind of compulsary national service, military or otherwise.
I believe that abortion should be available, but discouraged, with other alternatives actively offered up in all but extreme circumstances.
I concur with rm's point on profiling.
Economically, I do not believe that the state has no place in the market place, and that key assets should remain in public ownership. I believe in such things as universal health care, public hospitals, free (or very cheap) public education, proper public housing and appropriate public works programs for individuals to earn welfare payments if they are not in work.
On the matter of drugs, the harder stuff should be further cracked down upon, and the softer stuff actively discouraged and minimized.
I believe in far greater corporate accountability. I believe in looking after the rural sector
Now for the bit that gets me called a Nazi by some down here: I am not a proponent of unfettered multiculturalism, but rather combining all the good elements of the present cultures into one entity; assimilating it into the new whole.
In respect to indigenous affairs, I don't believe in an apology nor a treaty, nor do I take to several other related matters with the zest of some others in the community. I believe in actively solving the alcohol and drug related problems in the townships, including petrol sniffing, through intervention rather than hand wringing.
I believe in making sensible and proper use of natural resources, with an eye towards actively pursuing sustainable means of development, and preserving the environment, but not forgoing its use whatsoever.
I support the mining of uranium, and believe that this country should develop a limited strategic nuclear deterrent.
Thus, I see myself as primarily a Right Wing Authoritarian; Conservative on some issues, but progressive with new solutions for others. I am a staunch Nationalist who supports intervention in socio/economic affairs by a strong and virile government when it is in the interests of the destiny of the nation to do so. I believe in pursuing national destiny and glory in forthright manner. I am not an adherent of communism or extreme socialism, but in true ALP Right tradition do not completely abandon some socialist principles when they are useful
Sorry it took a lot of explaining, but one has never been accused of not being a complex individual.
