What's your Smurf name?

[Finvola]

MEGATRON Smurf!

 

[Panda]

Panda -

Cuddly Smurf

Real name without double dots on vowels -

Yahweh Smurf

Real name properly spellt -

Cleft Palate Smurf

Smurfs me...

 

[bobgote]

Real Name:
Q*Bert Smurf
Bob Gote:
Ebola Smurf : And I'm Contagious Too!!! *cough* *cough*

 

[willemvanoranje]

Kevin Klop = Igneous Smurf
Kevin Heidrich = M.C. Smurf

 

[jpowers]

Critically Ill Smurf?? I don't remember too many episodes about him.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by jpowers
Critically Ill Smurf?? I don't remember too many episodes about him.

Nope, just the telethon and the funeral episodes...

 

[duke o' york]

Er,

Futzy Smurf

What the heck is a futzy? Any enlightenment would be gratefully received. I found a chocolate bar on Google called futzy, but the top of the second page was a reference to being a futzy smurf so it's still a mystery.

 

[Ohwell]

ack

Extra Smurf

 

[Suppersalmon]

As-Seen-on-TV Smurf

 

[Rodgers]

Stickleback Smurf? What a load of crap

 

[Smaasnekje]

Name from generator for my first name:
Pantsless Smurf

First and aftername:
Ibn al' Smurf (blahblahblah)

My Alias:
Junkie Smurf

Changed it.
just in case
anyother feels offended

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by Smaasnekje

First and aftername:
Ibn al' Smurf

Why would "Son of the Smurf" equal
?

Have you been watching too much Faux News?

 

[Smaasnekje]

To much bin laden perhaps

Still, im gonna change it so that youre not offended.
but what can you expect of a person who live in a basement with 20 dead spiders?

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

I'm not offended, I only wanted to make sure we all remember it is a stereotype. No need to change the post.

Linguistic fans should note: Ibn, Bin, and the Hebrew "Ben" are all the same thing.

 

[CrazyScientist]

DamnCommie = Conrad Smurf

Real Name = Pimpin' Smurf

 

[SoRHunter]

I am a Jurassic Smurf. Being 21, I didn't expect that!

 

[EdwardTking]

Quantum Smurf

 

[Ancient Grudge]

stoner smurf very apropiate i think

 

[SirJethro]

Apparently mine is 'Erectile Dysfunction Smurf'.

Unfortunately I didn't use protection after Smurfette and I left the bar. Haven't been the same since.



Edited at the advice of the wise Sultan

 

[SirJethro]

Previous post was on my real name. Using SirJethro, I'm Pimpin' Smurf.

At least I've found a vicarious outlet.