Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
One was tidying ones room this evening(Doing it myself because I had shot the servant for insolence) when I just started to look at some of the stuff about me, and realised that if I was ever raided as a suspected terrorist, I'd have a lot of talking to do.
I found, among the mundane majority of the flotsam, jetsam and paraphenalia:
No less than nine balaclavas or ski masks.
Four pairs of combat boots.
2 sets of black BDUs, 2 of Auscam, 1 set of olive greens
1 Soviet officers cap
1 Stasi cap, and overcoat
4 berets
3 Swiss army knives, and one nasty looking combat knife used when hunting
Camoflague cream and black boot polish
4 old Che Guevara posters, 1 picture of Josef Stalin on wall, modified to have me in it
Gun cabinet, securely locked, containing several legal firearms (Ammunition kept locked away separately in house)
Several pairs of binoculars, and one telescopic rifle sight
Several hundred (or thousand, for that matter)political or military books, including Mein Kampf, Das Kapital, military histories, and specific military textbooks on low intensity warfare and terrorism. (I do have a large library on terrorism, ranging from ETA to the Tupamaros)
A large collection of military field manuals and documents on these areas.
Notes, printouts and news paper clippings, and a thesis on terrorism in the 1990s
Assorted notes on how to take over the world by using AEGIS Cruisers to ambush American submarines, and preemptively striking the English nuclear arsenal whilst conducting a holding attack against the Celts and Zulus
Several dictionaries, phrase books, and language guides in 10 different languages, with the one on Arabic open on the desk
Several textbooks on nuclear physics, nuclear weapons and chemistry strewn about the place.
An almost empty pack of cigarettes, two Montecristo cigars, and a movie ticket stub for Harry Potter.
Travel books and guides on the US and Western Europe.
Scribble paper with several airline phone numbers written on it, as well as many words that are completely indecipherable, being almost in a non human code.
Yellow post it note on computer, reminding me to deal with the American SDI in Boston
And this is without them even looking on the computer.
I guess I better clean up more often, so I don't look like a decadent sleeper about to go on a mission after one last imperialist indulgence at the cinema
So, peoples, what does it look like around your computers, work stations, or domiciles? Can you match the bazaar of the bizarre arrayed above?
I found, among the mundane majority of the flotsam, jetsam and paraphenalia:
No less than nine balaclavas or ski masks.
Four pairs of combat boots.
2 sets of black BDUs, 2 of Auscam, 1 set of olive greens
1 Soviet officers cap
1 Stasi cap, and overcoat
4 berets
3 Swiss army knives, and one nasty looking combat knife used when hunting
Camoflague cream and black boot polish
4 old Che Guevara posters, 1 picture of Josef Stalin on wall, modified to have me in it
Gun cabinet, securely locked, containing several legal firearms (Ammunition kept locked away separately in house)
Several pairs of binoculars, and one telescopic rifle sight
Several hundred (or thousand, for that matter)political or military books, including Mein Kampf, Das Kapital, military histories, and specific military textbooks on low intensity warfare and terrorism. (I do have a large library on terrorism, ranging from ETA to the Tupamaros)
A large collection of military field manuals and documents on these areas.
Notes, printouts and news paper clippings, and a thesis on terrorism in the 1990s
Assorted notes on how to take over the world by using AEGIS Cruisers to ambush American submarines, and preemptively striking the English nuclear arsenal whilst conducting a holding attack against the Celts and Zulus
Several dictionaries, phrase books, and language guides in 10 different languages, with the one on Arabic open on the desk
Several textbooks on nuclear physics, nuclear weapons and chemistry strewn about the place.
An almost empty pack of cigarettes, two Montecristo cigars, and a movie ticket stub for Harry Potter.
Travel books and guides on the US and Western Europe.
Scribble paper with several airline phone numbers written on it, as well as many words that are completely indecipherable, being almost in a non human code.
Yellow post it note on computer, reminding me to deal with the American SDI in Boston
And this is without them even looking on the computer.
I guess I better clean up more often, so I don't look like a decadent sleeper about to go on a mission after one last imperialist indulgence at the cinema
So, peoples, what does it look like around your computers, work stations, or domiciles? Can you match the bazaar of the bizarre arrayed above?
I'm scarred.....Also I find an increasing amount of weird anti-capatilist pictures i've taken to drawing on just about everything I get my hands on..ahhh!!!!
grrrrrrrr she shalt have to be executed immediately!!!
