I think you are my least favorite.
Among classical philosophers, I've always liked Epicurus.
I don't subscribe to his philosophy per se, but I sympathize with a lot of what he said.You "like" him as in finding him interesting? Or do you subscribe to his philosophy?
And mad.
Voltaire: for being clever, and French.
François-Marie Arouet (French: [fʁɑ̃.swa ma.ʁi aʁ.wɛ]; 21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), known by his nom de plume Voltaire (pronounced: [vɔl.tɛːʁ]), was a French Enlightenment writer, historian and philosopher
Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon.