I, personally, don't understand why people feel the need to 1. drink and drive or 2. go out looking for fights when they're drinking.
I'm not trying to attack Whisky Priest or anything. I like the fact that he's having fun with his friends while drunk. If he's an angry drunk, fine with me.
What's not fine with me is the angry drunk at a bar that has to pick a fight with everyone just because they're getting bumped into or spilled on or whatever. Stuff like that happens when there are drunk people dodging drunk people, all while carrying a pint of beer. People who get pissed about stuff like that just shouldn't go out. They're just ruining the night for everyone.
As for drinking and driving, that ruins the night period. I don't know about where you're from, but there are a few reasons I would NEVER drink and drive in Chicago.
1. I don't want to kill myself or anyone else.
2. I don't want to pay for any damage to my car or other peoples' property.
3. There are a million cabs in this town. With a group of friends, all chipping in, $3 each is much better than the gamble of drinking and driving.
4. There is NOWHERE to park. Especially near where you want to go. This isn't just at night or near bars. Parking is just impossible, so you shouldn't even bother.
Oh wait, why do I drink? I don't know. Probably because I always seem to have fun when I do. Uh-hum, Wrigley Field. But, I'm smart about it. I wish all others were the same way.