MagisterCultuum
Great Sage
I'd make it illegal for anyone under age 18 to play or watch any organized sports. Obviously broadcasting them over public airwaves would be banned, and paying athletes or coaches would be illegal. The law would basically treat athletes like we now treat sex workers. (Sex work would be legalized though.)
I'd implement public healthcare, but only make it available to those who have never once in their lives been drunk or willingly use any recreational drugs (including tobacco/nicotine products).
The official language would be a newly constructed one that is closely based on Classical Latin but with more unique case endings, to eliminate any confusion about whether a word like "Agricolae" was in the nominative plural or genitive/dative/locative singular. It would also include pronounceable quotation marks that can be declined so that you could clearly quote any phrase while treating it as a word in any Case.
I'd get rid of birth right citizenship, both jus soli and jus sanguinis. Anyone from any background could become a citizen only by voluntarily signing a contract after completing some basic tests on subjects relevant to being a good citizen. They'd need to show they are competent at economics, calculus, statistics, logic, reading comprehension, etc... all in the new Latin-based official language.
I'd restore Mount Rushmore to how it looked before any faces were carved into it, and then give it back to the tribes from which it was stolen.
I'd replace the Confederate relief carvings on Stone Mountain with portraits of every president, as viewed from behind.
I'd implement public healthcare, but only make it available to those who have never once in their lives been drunk or willingly use any recreational drugs (including tobacco/nicotine products).
The official language would be a newly constructed one that is closely based on Classical Latin but with more unique case endings, to eliminate any confusion about whether a word like "Agricolae" was in the nominative plural or genitive/dative/locative singular. It would also include pronounceable quotation marks that can be declined so that you could clearly quote any phrase while treating it as a word in any Case.
I'd get rid of birth right citizenship, both jus soli and jus sanguinis. Anyone from any background could become a citizen only by voluntarily signing a contract after completing some basic tests on subjects relevant to being a good citizen. They'd need to show they are competent at economics, calculus, statistics, logic, reading comprehension, etc... all in the new Latin-based official language.
I'd restore Mount Rushmore to how it looked before any faces were carved into it, and then give it back to the tribes from which it was stolen.
I'd replace the Confederate relief carvings on Stone Mountain with portraits of every president, as viewed from behind.