I kind of made the fusion of the two ways of describing them:
Abe Lincoln = Do you hate me? Or is it just a headache? Whatever. Weak.
Mehmet = In which carton did you get the character of a villain? I know you... Anyway, I never see you in CIV4, now do I?
Suleiman = Nice clothes. Why you never like me?
Augustus Caesar = Wanna surf? No? What..? War dude?? Hell.
Cyrus the Great = You look...fake, false. Oh, that is because you are.
Darius I = Oh my, go back to school! Nobody is scared of you.
Qin Shi Huang = Hum...You are so ugly that i always take you off early!
![crazy eyes :crazyeye: :crazyeye:](/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif)
Nothing personal..
Bismarck = Don't try to look mean on me with that face!
Frederick = Did we ever met...?
Huayna Capac = Uh -oh. Whatever.
Kublai Khan = Thanks for being here! You saved me a lot of trouble just by not being someone else. Ps: You are ugly.
Shaka =
Sitting Bull =
Gilgamesh = Now...What do you remember me of? An animal for sure...An what? I offend you? An? War? Argh, why don't I shut up.
Joao II = Nice hat. Style. Now you better be my ally, because if not I will try to take you off early because you are a pain in ....
Boudica =
![Drool :drool: :drool:](/images/smilies/drool.gif)
May I touch them?? Calm down, I said it without thinking! War?!? gaellic warriors with 20 promotions?!?!?!! Me and my mouth!
Pericles = Hey man, I like you, ally? Sure
![Smile :) :)](/data/assets/smilies/smile.gif)