Goal: Fastest Diplo.
nocho's sloppy is my Best.
Sloppy
diplo win in 1560, but hey, Neil's a bit sloppy also.

Conquered Cyrus and JC, took hindu when I noticed that Ragnar, Shaka and Hannibal were hindus and Mehmed a jew and biggest AI at that. Libbed Radio, but no luck with generating a GE. UN took like 34 turns to build when I started it, ouch. Oh well, a great win for Neil anyway, he's pleased to be liked by the rough guys.
Libbed Radio [in 1300], but no luck with generating a GE [didn't really try, Shaka built Pyramids and Mehmed built HG]. UN took like forever to build when I started it, ouch.
Conquered JC first, and then Cyrus.
Ragnar vassalled to Mehmed early in the game. Mehmed was the leader and I focused on teching after conquering Persia.
Caesar has another city in the west somewhere. When I got paper and saw that taking it would get me Silver and Gold, I decided to capture it before taking on Ragnar & Mehmed. Then traded for Gold and popped a silver mine just before capturing it.
There was also a pair of horse archers wandering around on the east edge that delayed my Declaration.
Once I had Radio, it was time to go back to war. Hwachas were still great and good enough for Ragnar. I simultaneously attacked Ragnar (his NE and E) and Mehmed (far W from Carib and E) with four armies. Trades got me Engineering and Guilds so I had Trebs and Knights for Ottomans.
Mehmed, Shaka, Ragnar and Neil were all Buddhist.
Shaka was my best buddy the whole game. But it took so long to build the UN, I conquered all of Vikings and Ottomans.
screenshots:
1120 ad, brother-in-law notes that (the roads) look like a rabbit
1130, scouting Carib
1130, Silver Pops
How sad - I am about to attack my Buddies
1500, UN almost complete, being built in city in NE corner. I ran one golden age when I started the UN.
1515, Mehmed down to one wounded unit and he becomes Hannibal's vassal. So, instead of peacefully waiting for votes to be taken, last few turns I took 3 Carthaginian cities.