Would you go see a movie with only bad actors?

[Archbob]

So if they made a movie with all these actors:

Steven Seagal
John Claude Van Damm
Stallone
Chuck Norris
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Jet Li
Arnold
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Garner

Would you go see it?

Why or why not?

I think I'd go see it just for the hilarity value.
I can just imagine stallone, Van Damm, and Seagal in a together, fighting vietnamese, russians, and other 'axis of evil' countries.

 

[Ramius75]

If they are all in ONE movie. ya sure !! it will be a rock imagine Chuck Norris killed in the first 10 mins of the movie.

kind of like "Executive decision". hahaha

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I think I'd go see it just for the hilarity value.
I can just imagine stallone, Van Damm, and Seagal in a together, fighting vietnamese, russians, and other 'axis of evil' countries.

I don't think Vietnam was in the "axis of evil." These days, though, you can never be too sure about those things, though.

 

[amadeus]

Only if the male cast dies in the first five minutes and the last two and a half hours is devoted to the curious exploits of the last two young women.

 

[The Yankee]

Only if the male cast dies in the first five minutes and the last two and a half hours is devoted to the curious exploits of the last two young women.

When you're right, you're right!

 

[Narz]

It would have to be a pretty amazing screenplay.

 

[Archbob]

I think the first scene would have alot of strong bad-guys, Seagal trying to punch some and hitting a tree instead and Norris throwing a few roundhouse kicks.

 

[philippe]

only when they all get impaled at the end.

 

[Hygro]

Dissenting opinion, Lindsay Lohan is a good actor. Mean girls was excellent and about the most authentic, convincing high school movie I have ever watched.

 

[Mirc]

Yes, I would.

 

[Phlegmak]

So if they made a movie with all these actors:

Steven Seagal
John Claude Van Damm
Stallone
Chuck Norris
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Jet Li
Arnold
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Garner

Would you go see it?

Why or why not?

I think I'd go see it just for the hilarity value.
I can just imagine stallone, Van Damm, and Seagal in a together, fighting vietnamese, russians, and other 'axis of evil' countries.

Hell yes, I'd see it. It would be so bad, it's good.

 

[bhsup]

Only if it was a new Conan the Barbarian movie and all the others were Conan's enemies.

 

[scherbchen]

Yes, I would. For the same reason people still watch "plan 9 from outeer space". Heck, it might turn out to be blockbuster. Mindless action flick. But Jean Claude would have to play his own twin as well like he did in that one movie I can't remember.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I don't consider Arnold a bad actor. I've enjoyed most of his movies I've seen, and the ones I didn't enjoy were just stupid movies in the first place (Twins and the one about Mars).

I don't like any of the other people on the OP list, though, and see no reason why I should part with any of my money to see anything they're in.

 

[ummmm........]

Dissenting opinion, Lindsay Lohan is a good actor. Mean girls was excellent and about the most authentic, convincing high school movie I have ever watched.

Ditto except I'd go with Stallone, one of only three people to be nominated for an acting and writing Oscar in the same year -- the other two being Chaplin and Orson Wells . . .

 

[Jawz II]

Yes I would, and yes I have.

Cause I'm an idiot.

 

[warpus]

I would see it if they all played stinkin apes in a new Planet of the Apes movie.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

The purpose of movies ultimately is to entertain, not to meet the approval of movie critics. And I have seen some pretty entertaining terrible movies.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

NO MORE PLANET OF THE APES REMAKES! EVER!

Charlton Heston and Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter are THE definitive Planet of the Apes actors. No remakes are necessary.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Oh yeah, I'd love to see a LotR remake this cast. Stallone has about the ideal size for a hobbit. I'd also throw in Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan.