would you kill a kitten? would you?...

[Juize]

Originally posted by Greadius
(..)Jesus never killed kittens

You mean Jesus never masturbated?
I'm shocked. But I'm more shocked that God masturbates! :crazyeyes

 

[scorch]

this is cool.

i killed 3 kittens yesterday

 

[Dell19]

I don't think anyone really wanted to know that...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Yep. That was just a little TOO MUCH DETAIL[punch]

I, on the other hand, have never harmed a kitty. Honest. They like to sit on my lap during evil meetings whilst I am wearing a Nehru suit, though

 

[Beowolf]

By scorning affairs of the flesh, I am saving a lot of pussies from any harm

heh, so true.

 

[damunzy]

Good one dean.

Spammers beware

 

[Matrix]

Originally posted by scorch
this is cool.

i killed 3 kittens yesterday

Terrific! There is only one CivFanatic who'd make such a remark.

But then again, scorch, isn't your girlfriend indirectly responsible for the death of those three kittens?

 

[Zwelgje]

Originally posted by Matrix
But then again, scorch, isn't your girlfriend indirectly responsible for the death of those three kittens?

It's not Scorch's fault, blame it on Amy!

 

[scorch]

wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by scorch
wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name

I didn't remember her name...In fact I didn't know you had a girlfriend...

 

[Zwelgje]

Originally posted by scorch
wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name

Don't feel proud, you mentioned the name about 100 times in word association and on top of that I remember the strangest things.....

 

[scorch]

you bastards. is it really that neccesary to burst my bubble that quickly?

 

[deanx0r]

Instead of killing kittens, join the kitty army

 

[Matrix]

All girls, join the Kitten Army and prevent boys from killing more kittens!

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Matrix
All girls, join the Kitten Army and prevent boys from killing more kittens!

That sounds quite good because obviously they would have to be the diversion ...infact it sounds like a great idea...

 

[damunzy]

So, if someone does it for you does God kill a kitten?

 

[Morgasshk]

Nah, if you have female assistance he births a kitten for it!

So, come on girls! save a kitty! (I volunteer!)

(I dread to think of the dead piles of kitties I've left behind!)

Morgasshk

 

[scorch]

hmmmm lets see.

Idiot Action: Caution: Very disturbing info about me follows
i see my girlfreind about once a week. and i have about 3 orgasms when i with her...
i masturbate 3 times daily, except for the weekends, coz im pooped from being with her.
so i kill 15 kitties, and make 3.

but does sex and blowjobs count???
this is getting very technical.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by scorch
hmmmm lets see.

Idiot Action: Caution: Very disturbing info about me follows
i see my girlfreind about once a week. and i have about 3 orgasms when i with her...
i masturbate 3 times daily, except for the weekends, coz im pooped from being with her.
so i kill 15 kitties, and make 3.

but does sex and blowjobs count???
this is getting very technical.

I think this comes under the category of "That is far too much information, thank you very much!!!!!"
At this rate, it should drop off in a year, shortly followed by blindness, and subsequent damnation and hellfire.

 

[damunzy]

Oh, my, gawd. definately TMI!