Would you rather be a Ferret or Muskrat?

[Archbob]

Lets say that I in this pretend world, I am the Lord almighty and to screw with you, I appear to you and give you the choice to be either a Ferret or Muskrat for the rest of eternity. You have to given me an answer within the next 2 minutes or else I will turn you randomly in either Ferret or Muskrat Excrement for the rest of eternity.

Which would you choose?

 

[Perfection]

Would I retain my superhuman intellect?

 

[Archbob]

Yes, you would.

 

[Antilogic]

Neither is significantly larger or more powerful. Ferrets are too goofy looking, though, whereas muskrats are just kinda goofy looking.

 

[BvBPL]

I'd rather be a marmot. Marmots are nice, even if they are owned by German nihilists.

 

[Yeekim]

I will tell you my answer if you tell me how the **** did you get the idea to make a thread about such a hypothetical.

 

[Little Faith]

This one is easy.

Ferret: Likely to be kept in an apartment owned by a NEET weirdo.

Muskrat: Likely to be kept in a cage at a fur farm, eventually to be slaughtered for it's pelt.

Make your choice.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

For eternity? Does this mean I'd be immortal?

I'd rather be a marmot. Marmots are nice

Spoiler :

 

[householder]

Ferret or Muskrat? Lessee....

No one has ever written a hit song about ferrets.

"Muskrat Love" was a smash hit in the 1970s, so much that Queen Elizabeth (in a minor scandal) requested it to be performed live for her.

I will go with ferrets.

 

[Borachio]

I'm a Leo. And we Leos don't believe in horoscopes.

Which months of the year correspond to Ferrets and Muskrats? And is Venus in the ascendancy?

 

[Archbob]

The ancient Muskrat Goddess is ill-pleased with the poll results thus far.

 

[Camikaze]

I wouldn't want an identity crisis, and if I were a muskrat, I wouldn't know what I am. I have seriously never heard of this animal before.

 

[Antilogic]

Since humans keep ferrets as pets and not muskrats, it means you could sit in ladies' cleavage as a ferret but not as a muskrat.

So I'm voting for the tih-taaays and going ferret.

 

[Archbob]

I wouldn't want an identity crisis, and if I were a muskrat, I wouldn't know what I am. I have seriously never heard of this animal before.

Educate yourself in the wonders of Muskrathood:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskrat

 

[Birdjaguar]

Ferrets are tenacious hunters in the wild. Hands down I choose a ferret. I have to admit, though, that the idea of cleavage might tame my predatory heart.

 

[sophie]

Fire Ferret!

 

[Goodfella]

Ferrets are kept as pets so if I pick that I have a good chance of living in a warm cage and getting fed regularly. No guarantee as a muskrat.

 

[Archbob]

But Muskrats can swim better.

 

[Borachio]

Muskrat? Is it musk or is it rat?

We just don't know.

I'd quite like to be a wolverine. Which is a kind of very large ferret.

No one messes with a wolverine.

 

[Kyriakos]

I suspect that most of TPTB are reverse-ferrets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_ferret