Write-your-own-story

[Judge_Deadd]

Here are the rules:

- each episode should have at least 120 characters
- when you post, wait until at least two other persons have posted

Write the futher story...

Knock knock.
John walked up to the door and saw a parcel. There was a piece of paper on it that said: "FOR JOHN ONLY."
He opened the parcel. Inside, there was a letter folded many times. He unfolded it.

Dear John, (it said)

I hope you will receive this letter shortly. If you won't, then please tell me.
There's something dangerous and evil around. I think it's going to screw up the whole world and Civfanatics too, by the way.
You must help us defeat this Great Evil (GE for short.)
I'll contact you again in a few hours.
Sincerely yours,
Judge_Deadd

Suddenly, John heard a noise. He looked back to see his window shatter into pieces, and out of the window came...

 

[Perfection]

...a rampaging horde of spammers. Hundreds and thousands of spammers.

They beat the living snot out of John and tossed him out on the streets. While he was lying in a pool of his own blood, John...

 

[Xi 12]

Saw a bright light in the sky.
A UFO was flying over the streets. It scared the spammers away, causing mass paranoia in the spamming ranks. The UFO picked up John and flew him to Alaska where...

 

[Goober]

. . . he was then was subjected to 12 months of forced reading of Shakespeare. He was also forced to interpret it, and actually make sense of it. This drove John crazy. At the end of these 12 months, he had a beard down to his toes, and had . . .

 

[Perfection]

...developed a massive craving for Taco Bell Gorditas!

So, John in his insane hunger for that flatbread cradled taco, killed a man with his bare hands. He then took the man's wallet and BMW. Driving franticly down the road in excess of 110mph weaving between cars and trucks and evading the police on multiple occasions he finally saw a Taco Bell sign, he swerved into the exit and barreled down the off-ramp and jumped an embankment right into the drive-though lane. When the Taco Bell employee asked what he wanted, John responded, "four hundred eighty two gorditas please, and a large diet pepsi." The cashier then said...

 

[stratego]

(The cashier then said)..."John, I'm not real, I'm just your subconscience doing a reality check. Think back to when you first got the letter. How would you know to contact Judge Deadd if you never received the letter?" At that moment, John hopped out of his car and...

 

[Goober]

. . . realized that he had a crappy vehicle. After checking the gas mileage that this BMW gets, John thought to himself, "this is pathetic". He then decided to *borrow* a fuel efficient Toyota Prius. Unfortunately . . .

 

[Knight-Dragon]

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