Yo Mama Jokes

[choxorn]

Speaking of worldwide, there's also Yo momma. Wait, nevermind, she's galaxy-wide.

 

[W|M]

Nope. Multi-verse wide.

 

[Sharwood]

Nope. Multi-verse wide.

The Whole Mish Mash wide.

 

[Racsoviale]

Yo mama is so Mish Mashy she is Mashing the Mish


Ok I suck at this

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so fat and ugly, George Lucas cast her as Jabba the Hutt.

 

[W|M]

Yo momma is so fat that steven hawking mistook her for a dimension.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so fat the Aztecs believed that the giant turtle they lived on was part of her diet, and feared the universe would end at brunch.

 

[uat2d]

Yo mama so big when she farts another Big Bang will happen!!

Did you liked it? I made it myself...

 

[dagothar]

Your mom is so fat that all the other "Your mom" jokes are actually compliments.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.

Yo momma's so stupid, she puts a piece of paper on the TV and calls it pay-per view.

Got those from a friend today. Luckily, I wasn't on the receiving end of the joke.

 

[Zack]

Yo mother's girth is such that her driver's license has the www. before her name, for world wide woman.

That sounded a lot better in my head.

 

[W|M]

(When eating bacon) Stop eating yo momma!

 

[choxorn]

Did you say something? I was too busy eating yo momma.

 

[Zack]

I couldn't even come close to fitting your mother in my house, let alone my mouth.

 

[Mad Man]

Yo momma so cheap, she eats corn because she says its reusable.

 

[W|M]

I'm surprised yo momma hasn't eaten you yet.

 

[Dumanios]

Yo momma is a gay fish.

 

[choxorn]

Yo, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Sharwood had one of the best yo momma jokes of all time!

 

[Zack]

Yo, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let ya finish, but yo momma is the fattest woman off all time!

 

[W|M]

Yo momma's so old, half the world worships her as the mother of Jesus.