Yo Mama Jokes

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so huge her monthlies are the cause of red tide off the nearest body of water.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her foot in.

 

[W|M]

Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her foot in.

Corrected: Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her toe in.

 

[Mad Man]

Yo mam so old her birth certificate is printed in hieroglyphs

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Yo momma such a cheap ho she work fo' da man below...

...Fo' free.


(Mad, this .gif version attached will work here...)

 

[vogtmurr]

....and yo mama's still unemployed

 

[Flying Pig]

Yo momma's not, but we won't go into that

 

[choxorn]

But we will go into yo momma.

 

[Gamemaster77]

But we will go into yo momma.

Oh now that's just wrong dude. In his mama? Seriously? Not his momma.

 

[Mad Man]

But we will go into yo momma.

Whatcha say bout my MAMA?

 

[salty mud]

Whatcha say bout my MAMA?

Yo momma..

 

[carmen510]

 

[Gamemaster77]

That is the most horrible sign I have ever seen

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma is even uglier.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yo mamma's so prude, she can't believe this thread hasn't been closed yet.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so poor she brings down the GDP per capita of any nation she resides in by 30%.

 

[Mad Man]

Yo mamas breasts are so lopsided that when she tilts from side-to-side she shifts the worlds magnetic pole!

 

[Dumanios]

Yo mama cheats so much she makes Sebulba look like a fair player.

Spoiler :

If you don't get it,watch Phantom Menace

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so terrible the proposal to banish her received unanimous bipartisan support in both houses of Congress.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so ugly, when they voted to banish her, the results were: Yes: 150%, No: -50%.