You are the dictator of the world!

[Pillager]

Originally posted by newfangle
Hmmm, so many things to do:

Switch: Forcibly turned into the image of his avatar
Greadius: Forcibly turned into the image of his avatar

I think you should add Floppa to that list

 

[Pillager]

Originally posted by Switch625


He thinks that would be punishment...

Blimey, you must look something awful in reality.

 

[knowltok2]

Wow, I'd been avoiding opening this thread cause I thought it might be silly. Turns out, I should have avoided it because I only made it on two lists.

Thank you to Switch and Simon. to the rest of you (Unless you want to add me on your lists that is).

Switch, there are many openings in the Ministry for Women and other Alien Races. Even in quality control. It may require a small bribe though to be placed in the Women department as opposed to one of the other branches.

My list:

Simon Darkshade: Chief Minister of Gaining Power, Head Battleship Commander, Creative Lead for Dictatorial Styling.
Greadius: Chief Minister of Economics, Commisioner for archaic political debate as a spectator sport, Chairman of Florida Election Board (The only one left in the world).
Switch625: Chief Science (Fiction) Minister
CurtSibling: Air Force Commander
Hirto: Lord Commander of Central Europe. Director of the Institute for Numbers
AVN: Mayor of BENELUX.
MrPresident: Minister for English Culture. Inspector General of the Que.
Pillager: Liaison Extrordinaire to the English Royal Family.
Richard III: Inspector General of The Cold Regions. 2nd Commisioner of archaic political debate.
Vyrlakas: Minister of History and Other Old Stuff. Verbose Overlord. Trivia Master.
RMSharpe: Director of Benevolent Dictator Inc. PR Firm.
AOA: Director of Security
Lefty: Attorney General
Newfangle: Public Defender for the Doomed
Floppa21: Super Mod of Death That Came From Hell and Refused to Die +1.
Insurgent: Deputy Minister of Central Europe, Protector Marshall of Dennmark.
Nixon: #1 Lord of Asia
BiFrost: #1 Lord of Asia
Stalin006: #1 Lord of Asia
Fayedi: #1 Lord of Asia
(That should be fun to watch)
Duke o' York: Duke of York (Oh the irony)
ComradeDavo: Quality Control Manager State Run Collective Mega Brewery
Padma: Voice of Reason from the Plains. Governor General of the Flat Zones.
Ozz: Chief Moose Consultant. (A moose once bit my sister).

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by knowltok2
Simon Darkshade: Chief Minister of Gaining Power, Head Battleship Commander, Creative Lead for Dictatorial Styling.


(A moose once bit my sister).

Interesting positions, if a bit predictable. Couldn't slot something in there to do with films, education or Wood?

I take it she turns into one every full moon.

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Interesting positions, if a bit predictable. Couldn't slot something in there to do with films, education or Wood?

I take it she turns into one every full moon.

Films and Wood come under the styling part. Education I think I might take on myself. I want to be known as the Education Dictator.

No, she doesn't turn into a moose ever. It was a film reference I would think you would have caught. Perhaps you did, but were just playing it cool...

 

[G-Man]

Hmm... Still no job for me.... Alright, one last chance - I'll give up the "jazz" part, and will agree to be just the minister of stuff

 

[Pillager]

Originally posted by knowltok2
Pillager: Liaison Extrordinaire to the English Royal Family.

Woo-hoo, my first post!

Could I add Official Teacher of Cricket to my responsibility please?

Cricket *will* be the official sport of the dictatorship I assume?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Pillager
Could I add Official Teacher of Cricket to my responsibility please?

Cricket *will* be the official sport of the dictatorship I assume?

Whoah there! No one in their right mind would appoint a Pom to coach a cricket team if they wanted to win. The most appropriate Minister for Cricket would be someone from these southern shores, being the World Champions of the game.

 

[Pillager]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Whoah there! No one in their right mind would appoint a Pom to coach a cricket team if they wanted to win. The most appropriate Minister for Cricket would be someone from these southern shores, being the World Champions of the game.

I *knew* that was coming. It was as difficult to predict as an England middle-order collapse. I could see it a mile off.

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by G-Man
Hmm... Still no job for me.... Alright, one last chance - I'll give up the "jazz" part, and will agree to be just the minister of stuff

Rats! I knew I'd forget somebody.
Very well:

G-Man: Head of Jazz Appreciation Directorate. Co-Consul of the Ministry of Endless Debates.
Iceblaze: Co-Consul of the Ministry of Endless Debates.

Originally posted by Pillager
Woo-hoo, my first post!

Could I add Official Teacher of Cricket to my responsibility please?

Cricket *will* be the official sport of the dictatorship I assume?

Do try to contain yourself. Woo-hoo isn't very Royal you know.

As for the Cricket bit...Well there really is no office for that. I could make you 1st Minister for Impossible Tasks, and that would cover it, but I rather think you wouldn't enjoy the rest of what comes with that post. You would then be responsible for getting Newfangle and RMSharpe to agree on everything; Damien to admit that Switzerland isn't a paragon of freedom (Easier since it won't be under Hitro's rule), makes poor clocks, and bad chocolate; and convincing ComradeDavo that workers exist to be oppressed. I don't envy anyone those tasks, but they do need doing, and whoever takes on that job will have to deal with Mr. Darkshade's hideously complicated thumb screw ordering form.

As for Cricket being the official sport....Only in Britain, and nations under punishment regimes. I have it on good authority that Hitro already plans to use it to keep the Austrians in line.

 

[Pillager]

Originally posted by knowltok2


Do try to contain yourself. Woo-hoo isn't very Royal you know.

You would then be responsible for getting Newfangle and RMSharpe to agree on everything;

Sorry.

How about "Golly gosh, I say that's absolutely super, what? I'll be dashed if I'm not the luckiest fellow alive, what?"

As for NewFangle and RMS, I'll start on 'anything' and then move on to 'everything' if that's OK with you...

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by knowltok2
Rats! I knew I'd forget somebody.
Very well:

G-Man: Head of Jazz Appreciation Directorate. Co-Consul of the Ministry of Endless Debates.
Iceblaze: Co-Consul of the Ministry of Endless Debates.

I'm so happy I'll ignore your other quote

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by G-Man


I'm so happy I'll ignore your other quote

Sorry. Fixed now. You know how it is, you live by the cut and paste, you die by the cut and paste.

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by Pillager


Sorry.

How about "Golly gosh, I say that's absolutely super, what? I'll be dashed if I'm not the luckiest fellow alive, what?"

As for NewFangle and RMS, I'll start on 'anything' and then move on to 'everything' if that's OK with you...

Much better.

Should I take this to mean that you accept the position of Minister for Impossible Tasks? Strategy and tactics are of course up to you. Your allotted time frame to complete the task however, is not.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Pillager


I *knew* that was coming. It was as difficult to predict as an England middle-order collapse. I could see it a mile off.

Just like ye can see the Ashes result a mile off... 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil...

knowltok, Cricket is to be played in other nations besides those listed. Someon has to beat the English...

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Just like ye can see the Ashes result a mile off... 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil...

knowltok, Cricket is to be played in other nations besides those listed. Someon has to beat the English...

Oh, it can be played. But it isn't going to be the official sport anywhere except England and nations under a punishment regime.

I can't very well make it an official sport of the world when my sole knowledge of it comes from Douglas Adams, can I?

 

[Pillager]

Unfortunately, Darkshade has just told you the most important fact. The convicts down-under win, we civilised people up here lose. Spectacularly, usually.

I do indeed accept my responsibility for Impossible Tasks. High on my to-do list will be to render the first point of this post inaccurate.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by G-Man


I'm so happy I'll ignore your other quote

Consul of The Whines and Moaning ministry is open to you and Iceblaze if you boys want that instead...

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Just like ye can see the Ashes result a mile off... 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil, 5 nil...

knowltok, Cricket is to be played in other nations besides those listed. Someon has to beat the English...

Cricket?

Pah!

For pantywaists and wimps!
In my dictatorship, the noble sports of the Aztecs will be re-born!
Basketball with the severed head of an opponent...

In this case GW Bush's head or Saddam's will do!

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by CurtSibling

Consul of The Whines and Moaning ministry is open to you and Iceblaze if you boys want that instead...

Aha! I knew my talents won't be ignored!