You are the dictator of the world!

[Perfection]

Okay Heres a few things I would do.

1. Get a few million laborers to sculpt Mt. Everest in my liking.
2. Colonize the solar system
3. Get rid of all wheapons (Except those of my royal military-police)
4. Force a team of a million programmers to make a computer with the ease of use of a mac the reliability of Linux and the "Windings" font from windows.
5. Eat cheese and chocolate
6. Enjoy certian "pleasures"
7. Develop mind to computer interfaces to
A. Reward the worthy
B. Eduacate/Brainwash the masses
C. Install Windows ME in the mind of all resisters
8. Build a superbomb and blow up pluto with it (I always wanted to blow up a planet)
9. Get a few million space laborers to carve the face on mars in my liking
10. And generally use the rest of humanity as my personel playthings

 

[amadeus]

I've found my cabinet directors list.

Me - Chairman of the General People's Assembly, General Secretary of the Revolutionary Worker's Council, Commander of the People's Armed Revolutionary Forces.

nixon -- Director of State Security (elite security)
Simon -- Chairman of Australian Aboriginal Affairs Board
Greadius -- Director of Commercial Affairs
AoA -- Chairman of the People's Select A-Team Analysis Board
insurgent -- General Secretary of Civ2 Scenario Production
newfangle -- Chairman of the Environmental Research Papers That Nobody Reads Board
Curt -- Mein Furher of the People's Assembly on World War II
Davo -- Comrade of the Council For Teenage Cannabis Consumption
Ohwell -- Chancellor of West Germany
Hitro -- Chancellor of East Germany ("hail, hail, East Germany...")
Thunderfall -- Chairman of the Select Comission for the Study of Civilization
Becka -- Personal Mistress

My program of worldwide ''apartheid'' also is as follows:

1. My Cabinet
2. CivFanatics
3. Apolytoners
4. Everybody Else

Everybody else I'll find jobs for later.

 

[animepornstar]

i would post a big fat here.

 

[duke o' york]

Originally posted posted by willj
-my personal mansion and headquarters, made of chocolate,

How will this sumptuous edifice be heated pray tell? And were you planning it as your winter or summer residence?

Originally posted by Darkshade I
And as for you, Your Grace, what tickles your fancy?

Oh, I don't know, perhaps something in the Arbitrary "Justice" line. That might keep me amused for some time.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
Curt -- Mein Furher of the People's Assembly on World War II

Thank you very much, rmsharpe!

I will remember to vote for you when the time comes!!!

Originally posted by The Lord of Darkshade
Curt - Regent of Scotland, Minister for Older Aircraft

Wow, I am honoured, mein fuhrer!
I will make Glasgow scream for me!



And Perfection,
You can have the office of 'Supreme Marshall of Glowing Pentagon Things'...

You have authority at last!!!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Ohwell


I am honored to be that much of a threat to your regime! :slay:

Yup, never underestimate your self...!

I have a staffel of Stuka Divebombers reserved just to attack you!!!

 

[nixon]

Allrighty then, one will disclose one's preliminary list of staff members, secretaries etc.
If the staff fail to obey and abide by the moral codes and the like set forth by oneself on an earlier occasion, immediate dismissal will occur along with charges tried in the Arisches Oberstes Gericht der unmenschlichen Gerechtigkeit

Oneself - Oberster Kommandant-in-Leiter der verbündeten faschistischen bewaffneten Kräfte , Direktor des überlegenen Arischen Ausschusses von Weltherrschaft, Heimlicher Sicherheit Ausschuß des Reich, Rat der internen Stabilität, Ausschuß der roten Tätigkeit and stuff like that!

Simon - Supreme Kommandant of the Working Camps, Admiral of the Pacific Fleet w/ special command of the Reich battleships, Unterdirektor of the überlegenen Arischen Ausschusses von Weltherrschaft

sharpie - Director of the Reich Gold Reserve, Unterdirektor of the Reich Propaganda Department, Honorary Member of the überlegenen Arischen Ausschusses von Weltherrschaft

Curt - Grossadmiral of the Reich Air Force (RAF) , Director of the Reich Military Aviation Academy, Director of the Aryan Cultural Enlightenment Institute.

Newfangle - Prisoner #23111 of the Krasnoyarsk Working Camp, lead representative of Inmate Wing #1113.

Hitro - Manager of the Aryan Wax Institute, in charge of the Reich Monuments, Director of the Bribery Department.

Greadius - Director of the Aryan Financial Committee, Professor of the Aryan Political University at Finchenwald, Honorary Discharge from the Reich Spy Circle, hush hush!

AoA - Commander of the 5th and 6th Panzer Division, Director of the Reich Armed Forces Committee, Secret Subordinate of the Propaganda Department.

Insurgent - Field Marshal of Army Group Center, Emissary of the Reich Nuclear Committee, Lieutenant of the Armed Oppression of Inferior Races.

Thunderfall - Major of the 25th Nebelwerfer Regiment, Manager of the Aryan Joyhouse in the New York area.

Becka - Major of the Reich Torture Dungeon in Texas, licensed to use frying pans as official Reich torture tools , Director of the Nixonian Young Girls' Guard.

'Tis just a preliminary list of superior subordinates, a bad behavior could result in removal from the list.

One apologizes for the German, one will correct it next time I see Joseph.

 

[G-Man]

I demand the role of minister of jazz & stuff in any regime that might take over the world. Anyone who'll refuse to it will have to live without Jazz and the musics that developed from it (blues, rock ,metal, etc).
I also want a complete control over the "fender" and "gibson" companies.
And lastly I want to have the privilage of shooting any terrorist I want (excluding those who are members of the new regime, ofcource).

 

[amadeus]

You shall be my Chairman of the Central Banjo Playing Committee. I have authorized the outlaw of all other string instruments.

 

[G-Man]

Including guitars?!?!? You leave me no choice. The day you'll take over I'm running to the mountains and joining the rebels.

edit: And so will me millions of followers!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
Simon -- Chairman of Australian Aboriginal Affairs Board

Right... I'll have to let that one pass, and go to Tibet to live as a goat. I'd rather be Minister of Women than that position, and that is saying something.

 

[amadeus]

The name sounds bad, but it's actually just a front for my other secret police. Kind of like Idi Amin's "State Research Bureau."

 

[Zarn]

I would force everyone to be right-winged Catholics. Croutons will also be done away with. I hate croutons!!! Sorry.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by duke o' york
How will this sumptuous edifice be heated pray tell? And were you planning it as your winter or summer residence?

Oh, I forgot to say that there will be an artificial atmosphere surrounding the chocolate mansion that keeps the temperature in check so that the building does not melt. To keep warm everyone inside of it will wear specially designed thermosuits made by WillJ, Inc. It will be my year-round residence, located in Mobile, Alabama (the world capital, under my rule).

 

[HotDog Fish]

I wa t to be in charge of something, come on! Give in!! (waves hand) make ME a minister of some kind! (waves hand several more times) umm....uhh...these aren't the droids you're looking for!

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by HotDog Fish
I wa t to be in charge of something, come on! Give in!! (waves hand) make ME a minister of some kind! (waves hand several more times) umm....uhh...these aren't the droids you're looking for!

How about the Ministry of Frankfurters and Ichthyoids?

 

[HotDog Fish]

.....Yes! I'll take it, it will be a coma come true!....I mean dream!!...yes ...dream...that's ticket! Also I'd like to be personally incharge of TORTURING AND EVENTUALLY KILLING TIMOTHY DALTON!!!!!!! YOU HEAR THAT YOU BOND WANNA BE!?!?!?! I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE!!!!!!

 

[amadeus]

I'll be assuming that you will chain Dalton down to a 30-degree slanted table and use a slow-moving laser beam to kill him. This, of course, after you explain your plan for world domination.

 

[newfangle]

Hmmm, so many things to do:

Myself: Liquified and intervenously fed to the living so that I can be part of all men.
ComradeDavo: Chancellor of the Supreme Soviet for Planet Earth
Hitro: Minister for Ignorance Suppression
Damien: International Translator for Several Languages
Sobieski II:Gets hot black-haired chick
Hotdog Fish: Minister for Cambodian/Canuck Wittiness
Cornmaster: Romulan Star Commander
Simon Darkshade: Given a planet for unlimited nuclear testing
rmsharpe: Put on a 24-hour a day sitcom revolving around his day-to-day life
nixon: Sent on colonization mission to Alpha Centauri alone
Zarn: Forced into seminary and subjected to infinite prayer and reflection
AoA: Placed in a horribly long wrestling match with Sobieski II
Becka: Forced to watch endless hours of Britney Spears videos
Switch: Forcibly turned into the image of his avatar
Greadius: Forcibly turned into the image of his avatar
Ohwell: Minister of "Keeping it real."
Curt: Head of the International Organization for Remember Fascist Rulars But Dead Against Their Ideology

The following things will also be abolished:
military, guns, capitalism, money, oil use, Ford, The Royal Family of Bush, deformed genital disorders, acne and other delicious snacks, human pubic hair, body odour, McDonald's healthy choice menu, baseball.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by newfangle
Switch: Forcibly turned into the image of his avatar

I feel so special. Can you FEEL the LOVE, brother?

He thinks that would be punishment...