Ansel
Chieftain
Sounds familiar (or not) what do you think? Is this international??.................
A survey of UK barmen asked if they could identify personality by what drinks
people bought. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK:
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated but actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
IF MEN DRINK
Cider : He's probably under age and wants to get laid.
Cheap Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Export Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter : He's older, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a psycho and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate
to get laid.
Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two ****s about anything and will hit anyone who
will get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself in to getting
laid.
Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc : He's gay (Definitely).
A survey of UK barmen asked if they could identify personality by what drinks
people bought. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK:
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated but actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
IF MEN DRINK
Cider : He's probably under age and wants to get laid.
Cheap Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Export Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter : He's older, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a psycho and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate
to get laid.
Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two ****s about anything and will hit anyone who
will get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself in to getting
laid.
Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc : He's gay (Definitely).
