Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
(Because I never, EVER, have used a character named Yuri. 
)
So, a new story from me.
In this playthrough of Road To War, I will be playing as the Soviets, except Stalin has had an... unfortunate accident which left his head in Novgorod (though the rest was in Moscow). Here's the new leader:
For the interesting purpose of proving to you guys that I am still alive, I'll have this AAR in my (un)patented, (un)interesting and (totally not) funny Chatbox style! To double the fun, faux Cyrillic WILL flow.
I'll be playing on normal speed, 1936 start (Road To War, remember) and the luxury of Warlord difficulty!
So, without further ado, let's introduce the characters:
Yuri, or to his chat comrades PЯЗMIЭЯ, who is actually pretty, trying to make the others erupt in flame war and then take over the lot.
Adolf Hitler, aka Totally_Von_Papen, who goes everywhere spamming about how Germany is AWESOOOME (and how he's not Hitler, which frankly would get him autobanned from chat)
Winston Churchill or Tea-n-crumpets, who whines and whines and whines.
Roosevelt, or Isolation3000, who tends to stay quiet and is generally nice to everyone. Therefore he won't last.
Then there's Franco, or Gener4lissimo, who likes to boast about fascism.
Oh and there's Mussolini, or Mr.Olini, who is just your average multiplayer FPS 10-year-old.
"Moderators" of the great and glorious fake chatroom are Me (Huzzah! It's a me!) and Eduard Khil.
If you happen to have an issue with anything, here's my answer.
Anyway, now a few disclaimers:
- I don't care how old Khil was in 1936, the point is that I'm honoring him.
- No actual chatrooms involved.
- Same goes for actual moderators.
- Anything idiotic a moderator does (i.e. failing to notice that "von Papen" isn't von Papen) is just for interests of making us all laugh, not to make fun of moderators in real life, who are always wonderful and tend to do their job well.
- I don't own Yuri. Neither do you, unless you're CEO at EA (which you aren't because Civ isn't an EA game), and his use here is meanly for purpose of making us all laugh.
- It doesn't matter how many google searches you do, there is no way to chat with any of the characters above, except maybe me, because I'm real and alive.
- So don't bother asking what Franco thinks of this.
- I said I don't own Yuri, neither do i own Civ.
- I AM A NOOB. there that's out of the way.
anyway... hype!
)So, a new story from me.
In this playthrough of Road To War, I will be playing as the Soviets, except Stalin has had an... unfortunate accident which left his head in Novgorod (though the rest was in Moscow). Here's the new leader:
Spoiler :
For the interesting purpose of proving to you guys that I am still alive, I'll have this AAR in my (un)patented, (un)interesting and (totally not) funny Chatbox style! To double the fun, faux Cyrillic WILL flow.
I'll be playing on normal speed, 1936 start (Road To War, remember) and the luxury of Warlord difficulty!
So, without further ado, let's introduce the characters:
Yuri, or to his chat comrades PЯЗMIЭЯ, who is actually pretty, trying to make the others erupt in flame war and then take over the lot.
Adolf Hitler, aka Totally_Von_Papen, who goes everywhere spamming about how Germany is AWESOOOME (and how he's not Hitler, which frankly would get him autobanned from chat
)Winston Churchill or Tea-n-crumpets, who whines and whines and whines.
Roosevelt, or Isolation3000, who tends to stay quiet and is generally nice to everyone. Therefore he won't last.
Then there's Franco, or Gener4lissimo, who likes to boast about fascism.
Oh and there's Mussolini, or Mr.Olini, who is just your average multiplayer FPS 10-year-old.
"Moderators" of the great and glorious fake chatroom are Me (Huzzah! It's a me!) and Eduard Khil.
If you happen to have an issue with anything, here's my answer.
Anyway, now a few disclaimers:
- I don't care how old Khil was in 1936, the point is that I'm honoring him.
- No actual chatrooms involved.
- Same goes for actual moderators.
- Anything idiotic a moderator does (i.e. failing to notice that "von Papen" isn't von Papen) is just for interests of making us all laugh, not to make fun of moderators in real life, who are always wonderful and tend to do their job well.
- I don't own Yuri. Neither do you, unless you're CEO at EA (which you aren't because Civ isn't an EA game), and his use here is meanly for purpose of making us all laugh.
- It doesn't matter how many google searches you do, there is no way to chat with any of the characters above, except maybe me, because I'm real and alive.
- So don't bother asking what Franco thinks of this.
- I said I don't own Yuri, neither do i own Civ.
- I AM A NOOB. there that's out of the way.
anyway... hype!
I always love these, even when they don't end up getting off the ground 
