ZPNES in space...
- Thread starter Daftpanzer
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Xtream_Rockstar
THE D IS BACK
Name of empire: The Xtream empire
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: Black because black is the absence of light and a red guitar
Type of starting planet: Red
Name of starting planet: The planet of the Rock Gods
Initial spend orders: Mine, Factory, tech lab
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: Black because black is the absence of light and a red guitar
Type of starting planet: Red
Name of starting planet: The planet of the Rock Gods
Initial spend orders: Mine, Factory, tech lab
tossi
Der kleine Prinz
The Beginning of the End
A new day had arrived on Jezbel, the most beautifull of all planets in the entire galaxy. More joyfull and peacefull people then the inhabitants of this planet, could not befound on any other place in the universe. They started their day with a celebration, to express their pleasure and their anticipation for what wonderfull things might happen this day. The planet provided them with everything they needed. There was no evil, no woe on this planet. The people believed, that they were living in heaven. In their vision of life, this phase was called paradise. The real life would only begin in the next phase. They would have to work hard to survive, and torment and eternal pain would accompany them. However nobody could imagine that this phase would come in the following three million years.
This morning something was different. A number of large flying objects hovered over the settlements of the people. And while they were still wondering what new cause for enjoyment this objects would bring, a loud voice appeared:
We are the Illu-Kazhr
The followers of the Path of Now and Forever!
You are filth. We shall cleanse.
Then the guns of the Dreadnoughts begun to spray fire and death upon the green surface of Jezbel.
After hours upon hours of bombardement, life had been extinguished altogether. The planet had been burned completly.
One by one the Fleet of Doom disappeared from skys of Jezebel, to vanish in the vastness of Hyperspace. One single ship remained. It landed on the planet, covering an area of several thousend square miles.
The Illu-Kazhr have arrived in this galaxy.
A new day had arrived on Jezbel, the most beautifull of all planets in the entire galaxy. More joyfull and peacefull people then the inhabitants of this planet, could not befound on any other place in the universe. They started their day with a celebration, to express their pleasure and their anticipation for what wonderfull things might happen this day. The planet provided them with everything they needed. There was no evil, no woe on this planet. The people believed, that they were living in heaven. In their vision of life, this phase was called paradise. The real life would only begin in the next phase. They would have to work hard to survive, and torment and eternal pain would accompany them. However nobody could imagine that this phase would come in the following three million years.
This morning something was different. A number of large flying objects hovered over the settlements of the people. And while they were still wondering what new cause for enjoyment this objects would bring, a loud voice appeared:
We are the Illu-Kazhr
The followers of the Path of Now and Forever!
You are filth. We shall cleanse.
Then the guns of the Dreadnoughts begun to spray fire and death upon the green surface of Jezbel.
After hours upon hours of bombardement, life had been extinguished altogether. The planet had been burned completly.
One by one the Fleet of Doom disappeared from skys of Jezebel, to vanish in the vastness of Hyperspace. One single ship remained. It landed on the planet, covering an area of several thousend square miles.
The Illu-Kazhr have arrived in this galaxy.
#1 Person
The Cow
Name of empire: The Highland Cow Alliance
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: A Green, White, and Blue tricolour flag. With a cow head in the center
Type of starting planet: Orbiting Scotland
Name of starting planet: New Scotland
Initial spend orders: tech lab, warships
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: A Green, White, and Blue tricolour flag. With a cow head in the center
Type of starting planet: Orbiting Scotland
Name of starting planet: New Scotland
Initial spend orders: tech lab, warships
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
awesome, thanks everyone 
ill make another quick update now...
ill make another quick update now...
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
*one hour later* heh, I got a bit distracted. Anyway
Turn 2
Four new civilisations have activated quatumn-megaluxers and gained access to the galactic subspace nanoplex grid.
The galaxy watches in alarm as the Highland Cow Alliance produces two warships
Meanwhile, the Space Zombies also built a warship, and recruited two legions of radioactive techno zombie soldiers
In addition to their gift of food, the Space Hamsters establish a commercial trade route between their home planet and Penguinska. Both planets gain 1 Materials from the trade.
Penguinska, the X-Stream Empire and the Space Zombies have the highest Material output. The Highland Cows currently have least, due to their focus on military hardware.
An unclaimed planet is now available for all to colonise (need an explorer ship tho)
Lacking any initial orders, an Illu-Kazhr explorer ship decided to go exploring. It didnt find anything yet, tho.
Nobody's tech labs had any useful results this time, either.
Note: Ill try to make the flags/icons you requested when I have more time.
Turn 2
Four new civilisations have activated quatumn-megaluxers and gained access to the galactic subspace nanoplex grid.
The galaxy watches in alarm as the Highland Cow Alliance produces two warships
Meanwhile, the Space Zombies also built a warship, and recruited two legions of radioactive techno zombie soldiers
In addition to their gift of food, the Space Hamsters establish a commercial trade route between their home planet and Penguinska. Both planets gain 1 Materials from the trade.
Penguinska, the X-Stream Empire and the Space Zombies have the highest Material output. The Highland Cows currently have least, due to their focus on military hardware.
An unclaimed planet is now available for all to colonise (need an explorer ship tho)
Lacking any initial orders, an Illu-Kazhr explorer ship decided to go exploring. It didnt find anything yet, tho.
Nobody's tech labs had any useful results this time, either.
Note: Ill try to make the flags/icons you requested when I have more time.
#1 Person
The Cow
Since the Plane:
The High Tech Cows were relatively unaffected, however the mango desease spread so far that the remainder of the surviving, uninfected cows, including Cowmander Later, launched up into space to colonize a new planet to avoid the spreading infection. Once landed, Cowmander Later took a stronger leadership role, eventually being promoted to Supreme Cowmander of the Highland Cow Alliance.
Most Recently:
“Why does no-one ask me to report anymore?” Supreme Cowmander Later asks to himself in the middle of the comand/situation room in floating scotland.
“Sir, your the person who asks us to report now... do'h!” Cowmmunications guy Over said.
“DAMN STRIAGHT” she replied energetically
Everyone in the room was taken back a little with her sudden excitement. Well almost everyone, the person who took Laters old job was Cowmander Short (who was, ironically, too large to fit in the room, and required a bubble to be installed in the ceiling). She released what was happening, the Supreme Cowmander. After escaping the mango filled plane, they were captured by a gang of Flower Children Leprechauns, where they were subjected to extreme torture by having to eat a box of Annies Peace Pasta. They have never been the same since. He felt deeply disturbed by the whole episode.
The High Tech Cows were relatively unaffected, however the mango desease spread so far that the remainder of the surviving, uninfected cows, including Cowmander Later, launched up into space to colonize a new planet to avoid the spreading infection. Once landed, Cowmander Later took a stronger leadership role, eventually being promoted to Supreme Cowmander of the Highland Cow Alliance.
Most Recently:
“Why does no-one ask me to report anymore?” Supreme Cowmander Later asks to himself in the middle of the comand/situation room in floating scotland.
“Sir, your the person who asks us to report now... do'h!” Cowmmunications guy Over said.
“DAMN STRIAGHT” she replied energetically
Everyone in the room was taken back a little with her sudden excitement. Well almost everyone, the person who took Laters old job was Cowmander Short (who was, ironically, too large to fit in the room, and required a bubble to be installed in the ceiling). She released what was happening, the Supreme Cowmander. After escaping the mango filled plane, they were captured by a gang of Flower Children Leprechauns, where they were subjected to extreme torture by having to eat a box of Annies Peace Pasta. They have never been the same since. He felt deeply disturbed by the whole episode.
Xtream_Rockstar
THE D IS BACK
To The highland cows
From the Xtream empire
We would like to open a trade route
From the Xtream empire
We would like to open a trade route
#1 Person
The Cow
Xtream_Rockstar said:
From the Higland Cow Alliance
Gladly! However all trade ships that enter our atmosphere must be comanded and manned by cows. Any ships that our scanns show have some other creature will be custimarily destroyed. All diplomatic missions will have to first meet at a secondary location by security teams before flying over here. Perhapes if your nation lacks cow pilots, then the goods you are sending can be dropped off at a secondary location for our pilots to pick up.
Sincerely,
Supreme Comander Short
Dreadnought
Deity
I guess I'm not in this...
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
nice cow story!!! and thats an awesome pic, Lord_Iggy!
Well i made a template thingy now if youd want to join and maybe provide more details.
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I will make another update if there are any build orders. I hope you can see from the 'map' how much materials you have. For those that dont have 5 materials yet, you could say what you'd like to build when you do have 5.
Well i made a template thingy now if youd want to join and maybe provide more details.
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I will make another update if there are any build orders. I hope you can see from the 'map' how much materials you have. For those that dont have 5 materials yet, you could say what you'd like to build when you do have 5.
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
Lord_Iggy, you made me look this word up on wikipedia
wikipedia said:
~Darkening~
Weep, Mother.
Name of empire: The Imperial Army of Catholic Nuns
Symbol/icon/flag of empire:A gold cross
Colour scheme: gold, black, or white
Type of starting planet: Greeno
Name of starting planet: La Patria
Initial spend orders
Story soon.
Symbol/icon/flag of empire:A gold cross
Colour scheme: gold, black, or white
Type of starting planet: Greeno
Name of starting planet: La Patria
Initial spend orders
Story soon.
tossi
Der kleine Prinz
Illu-Kazhr Orders:
Settle Unnamed planet 1
Settle Unnamed planet 1
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
Update 3:
The Imperial Army of Catholic Nuns emerged on the galactic scene. However, they seem to have strong anti-industrial policies, as they have not built anything on their planet yet...
Scientists on New Scotland sell the patent for their anti-gravity nostril hair clippers (which they accidentally developed) to a wealthy galactic corporation. This contributes 3 Materials to the Highland Cows. They now have enough to build something else.
Scientists on Planet Panda develop new industrial automation techniques. This produces one more material per turn on that planet.
A population boom occurs on Purple Juppie, after the government orders all holograph TV stations to screen romantic movies each night. The population reaches 10 billion, producing more Materials, and enough to support another installation on the planet.
The Fruit Alliance’s new explorer ship is awaiting orders…
There was talk of trade between the Planet of the Rock Gods and New Scotland, but nothing happened. This is probably due to mutual hostility. Also, the Xtream Empire currently lacks a spaceship with which to conduct trade. But the Highland Cows’ warships could establish a trade route, if they wish.
The Illu-Kazhr claim another planet for their empire with the colonisation of Unamed Grey Planet #1, previously explored by the Space Hamsters but unsettled by them (their ship continues to trade with Penguinska instead).
Deep space is empty, as no ships are exploring. However, the galaxy is already becoming a dangerous place. The Space Zombine Nuclear Apocalypse Empire produced another warship, and already has two legions of troops on standby. The Highland Cows also have two warships ready for action…
That’s it so far. Everyone has enough to build something else now, so feel free to send build orders if you want!
To: The lovely people of Purple Juppie
From: The SZNAE
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edit: plz ignore the 'turn 2' written on the map, it is actually turn 3
The Imperial Army of Catholic Nuns emerged on the galactic scene. However, they seem to have strong anti-industrial policies, as they have not built anything on their planet yet...
Scientists on New Scotland sell the patent for their anti-gravity nostril hair clippers (which they accidentally developed) to a wealthy galactic corporation. This contributes 3 Materials to the Highland Cows. They now have enough to build something else.
Scientists on Planet Panda develop new industrial automation techniques. This produces one more material per turn on that planet.
A population boom occurs on Purple Juppie, after the government orders all holograph TV stations to screen romantic movies each night. The population reaches 10 billion, producing more Materials, and enough to support another installation on the planet.
The Fruit Alliance’s new explorer ship is awaiting orders…
There was talk of trade between the Planet of the Rock Gods and New Scotland, but nothing happened. This is probably due to mutual hostility. Also, the Xtream Empire currently lacks a spaceship with which to conduct trade. But the Highland Cows’ warships could establish a trade route, if they wish.
The Illu-Kazhr claim another planet for their empire with the colonisation of Unamed Grey Planet #1, previously explored by the Space Hamsters but unsettled by them (their ship continues to trade with Penguinska instead).
Deep space is empty, as no ships are exploring. However, the galaxy is already becoming a dangerous place. The Space Zombine Nuclear Apocalypse Empire produced another warship, and already has two legions of troops on standby. The Highland Cows also have two warships ready for action…
That’s it so far
. Everyone has enough to build something else now, so feel free to send build orders if you want!To: The lovely people of Purple Juppie
From: The SZNAE
bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
edit: plz ignore the 'turn 2' written on the map, it is actually turn 3
Dreadnought
Deity
Name of empire: The Throne of Lies
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: fire
Colour scheme: reddish
Type of starting planet: red
Name of starting planet: The Throne
Initial spend orders: warships baby!
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: fire
Colour scheme: reddish
Type of starting planet: red
Name of starting planet: The Throne
Initial spend orders: warships baby!
#1 Person
The Cow
“Sir! The Pride of Bovine and The Rebirth of Venus are prepared for action!” Supreme Cowmander Later says from the commander's chair.
“DUDE! I just said that, and who are you talking to anyway” Comcow Over said snidely
“Well who should we att-?”
“Catholic NUNS” Over interupts
“That was quick!” Later said
“Man, how is this even a question, nuns... must... die... for us to succeed to convert everyone to Cowism!” Over explains
“Works for me, anyone that is that fanatic and extreme MUST be right!” Later responds, “ Plot a course! Move Scotland itself to be used as a support ship and a weapons platform to support the other Warships!”
“DUDE! I just said that, and who are you talking to anyway” Comcow Over said snidely
“Well who should we att-?”
“Catholic NUNS” Over interupts
“That was quick!” Later said
“Man, how is this even a question, nuns... must... die... for us to succeed to convert everyone to Cowism!” Over explains
“Works for me, anyone that is that fanatic and extreme MUST be right!” Later responds, “ Plot a course! Move Scotland itself to be used as a support ship and a weapons platform to support the other Warships!”
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