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[LittleBoots]

Squirrel orders: Replenish population; study any dead zombies we have; breed like... squirrels...; cooperate with Brains and request volunteer Brains for psychic testing abilities to compare other brains with our own psychic powered brains

 

[Nylan]

To: Metal Heads
From: Psychic Polar Bears
*steak not baby seal. steak not cute*

We sacrifice little furry woodland creatures live during concerts. Is this permissable?

 

[knigh+]

Omplok stretched his thoughts to the fledgeling brain and sent a telepathic wave of PINGG!...The little one paused for a moment, and sent back ping. Omplok patiently repeated PINGG!. The little one replied pringg.

Then a toughtwave hit Omplok and scared his white out of his grey. He had never recieved such a wide-range thoughtwave, and yet he knew from the first contact the identity of the sender to be the instruction overseer, from the council:

Some instructors will be sent to the squirrel planets, to seek out potentially psychic minds, and try to establish telepathic interaction with such individuals. If you wish to volunteer for such a unique experience, report to the nearest administrative center before the end of the day.

A squeky ptoing! yanked Omplok from his thoughts. Getting stuck with these unempathic fledglings, or visiting another planet and getting stuck with unempathic aliens...

Perhaps it wasn't such a bad idea...


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Spoiler orders :

Send 10 brains to zombies. REcieve 10 Zombies and integrate. Send 2 of the psyhic-zombies to the dustball, 2 to Asteroids#2, 2 to jungle world, 2 to the Battlegoo, and 2 remains in Cerebrum- to investigate their capabilities in different environments and duties.

other than the integration project, the orders are:

- Exploration blob at the Dustball continues to Unexplored G. Dust is not for Brains.
- Exploration blob over the jungle world stays there to
a) investigate and communicate with the natives
b) start trials of oozoforming at the more watery or boggy parts of the Jungle world.

Addendum to orders:

- Train volunteers from the instructor caste in Extracerebrial Telekinetics (how to stay in a space blob, how to float around in air as opposed to goo, etc.)
- Send these instructors to Squirrels.

Note to daftpanzer: I am assuming the ships on the map are just capital ships, but we might have smaller ships as well. So I am sending Omplok and his colleagues in a shuttleblob to squirrels.

 

[Daftpanzer]

thanks for all the orders and stories

an update will appear tommorrow at some point

 

[JosefStalinator]

Obesian Orders:


-More of the same, pump the fleet in case of attacks from anyone
-Get the polar bears into our army, giving them manufactured and mass-cloned baby seals as payment. Also send some of them to Obesia to be harvested and their brain's sold as a delicacy.
-Finish up our big planet-blowing up ship if possible
-Continue to obesify the galaxy.

 

[Nylan]

Orders:

Propaganda
Lots of ships
beat the crap out of them Industrial foos
try not to get too fat

 

[TerrisH]

Rebuild mars, improve industry.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Penguinska Orders
Explore the unexplored worlds to my left.

Sign peace with Angelish Yggrasil Protewhatever.

Possibly more to come in an upcoming story.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Update 6:
Rushed again , apologies for the missed stuff (haven’t been online since last night, I did this while I was offline today - ill use those orders for the next update if you want).

Political: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There was a sudden end to the ‘great shamble’ war. The zombies, squirrels and brains all began to work together.

The first brain/zombie hybrids emerged. They were sent to various locations to test their abilities. In every case, they proved to be very capable. These were immortal beings of great power and intelligence.

Experiments continued. Eventually, some Squirrel/Zombie/Brain hybrids were also created. Although more promising in some areas, this race was much more volatile and erratic. They rebelled and took over the planet Capello Grande.

The Psychic Polar Bears went willingly onboard the Obesian ships, in the hope of receiving their favourite food.

Purple Juppie (the former Fruit Alliance homeworld) fell under Mewtonian influence. The planet has a very mixed population, but Mewtonian religious cults have gained greatest influence, with their message of peace and love.

Explorations / Colonisations: ------------------------------------------------------------------------

One of the Brain’s Exploration Blobs got lost on the way to Unexplored G, and hasn’t reported back yet.

The other Blob began terraforming the Jungle World to be more like Cerebrum. A lot of the natives began to die as conditions changed. It seemed the ‘gods’ were angry. The remaining natives started making regular human sacrifices in an effort to please the ‘Gods’.

A bunch of Flying Squirrels randomly discovered the planet ‘Ancient World’, so named because of the huge ancient ruins on the surface (which nobody has dared to explore yet)

Battles: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Penguins battled the The Angelic/Yaggisal Protectorate of Terra, whose spaceships turned out to be the planets themselves! Mars seemed to be melted at one point, after a Penguin ship crashed into it at near-light speed, but the surface was later restabilised. Both sides have called a truce, at least for now.

The Rockers claimed victory on industrial world, even though fanatics are still holding out underground. The planet is a blasted wasteland. Billions of destroyed Killbots and human corpses lie scattered across the surface, in between the towering remains of giant war-machines.

The Space Hydra got bored and drifted off into deep space, where it bumped into the other Zombies being led to Cerebrum by the Anarchist Space Hamsters. The Hydra seemed to eat all the Space Hamster and Zombie spaceships. It is not known what happened to their crews.

Arrivals/Departures: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Leprachauns phased out of existence just as quickly as they emerged. The ‘OMGx3’ ship (formerly the Black Meese’s ‘Hooved Avenger’) was left abandoned and drifting through space…

Map: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

[Tyrion]

Deep within the Space Hydra something Shambled.

"Brains....." it called.

A moment later a reply came from further within, "Brains."

There was great rejoicing.

United the Zombies headed further up towards what they knew was a brain... a REALLY BIG BRAIN. As they went they came across other zombies, some simply shambling about others working with their hamster friends... or eating them if they got too irritating.

Together the mob proceded through the great big fleshy corridors that everyone knows all Space Hydra's have within them leading towards the brain.

 

[knigh+]

a REALLY BIG BRAIN.

Don't hydrae have multiple heads (and multiple really big brains )

 

[Nylan]

Don't hydrae have multiple heads (and multiple really big brains )

Metallica turned most of those brains to jelly

 

[Tyrion]

Don't hydrae have multiple heads (and multiple really big brains )

*thinks about this*

Brains.... Mmm....

Can anyone say 'Zombified Space Hydra' with me?

 

[#1 Person]

Hey, I am back for more fun! I forgot about this NES... this ZERO POINT NES!

Janet and Later met in the bridge of the old flagship, “Rebirth of Venus”.

“Hey, the Mewians stole our milk!” Janet said, very startled.
“Didn't that happen a long time ago?” Later said, looking through a print out script of all updates, “Update 4, were on update 6”
“How did they even steal the milk?” asked one, obviously male, soldier.
“I suppose, um... well” Later began, “We really don't seem to actually store it in containers, cause we don't drink it after we are 6 months old... so, i suppose, they stole it directly from our teat?!”
“Isn't that sexual assault or something?” Janet stated.
“PERVES!” Later yelled

“Shall we continue our genocidal policy of 'Black and White good, everything else evil?'” Janet inquired
“The Holstein policy?” Later responded “isn't that old fashion? We need to embrace all cows, particularly the brown ones.”
“How about just anti-all species but cows?”
“Agreed!”

 

[Daftpanzer]

@#1 person, nice story

Tho, I sense that this game has died due to the crappiness of the last update But I think ill make at least one more update to end things properly.

 

[Nylan]

'Twas not crappy, 'tis the season for exams and business for some, and laziness for others

I'd like to see this continued, and the updates are great

I'll put more time into this when the smoke clears from RL.

 

[Tyrion]

Yeah im about to zombifie a space hydra!

 

[Abaddon]

Dont let this die.. jus lots of people involved with exams right now!

 

[Silver Steak]

Decloak: Don't give up! Not only the players are enjoying this!

 

[Daftpanzer]

Thanks for the support

Argh, exams, i remember those. I remember they sucked lots. But IMO it was really nice once they were over with, and no more studying/lessons were required. Good times will follow, hopefully