RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!

[GenMarshall]

Geek Squad, I'm not their biggest fan right now. I've just checked my repair status and it was done about two weeks ago and did not bothered to contact me. I'm going to make a bet that they are going to tell me that my piece of crap Dell has no problems, when clearly there is.

If they give me the same crap, I'm going to demand to get my money back on this piece of crap Dell. I'm tired of wasting two months on this piece of crap computer.

 

[shadowplay]

Waking up in the middle of a severe thunderstorm in a dark room with someone walking around with a flashlight is ~freaky~. I screamed.

DAMN IT

They were looking for the router.

 

[SuperJay]

Rant: I'm stuck at work for 4 more hours and I'm not home playing Terraria.

So. Freaking. Addicted.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

You have a hangover that's lasting, um… 20 hours?

I've had some last for DAYS - happens if you don't do anything to counter it. (such as eat food, drink water etc)

 

[Takhisis]

thats why i never, ever, drink beer or alcoholic substances.

Beer is not an alcoholic substance?

I've had some last for DAYS - happens if you don't do anything to counter it. (such as eat food, drink water etc)

Actually what happens if you don't do those is called starvation and dehydration

 

[Red Door]

You got really drunk and broke some glass and woke up on the floor?

Well, glass got broken on me, but same thing.

It's not like they can't repair his headphones

BUT THEY CAN MAKE ME FORGET.

thats why i never, ever, drink beer or alcoholic substances.

Sucks for you.


Also, now I smell like poor people.

 

[Mathalamus]

Sucks for you.

and it sucks for me....how, exactly?

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I pull muscles from bowling and moving stacks of textbooks because I'm so weak and out of shape.

 

[Red Door]

and it sucks for me....how, exactly?

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

 

[W|M]

I pull muscles from bowling and moving stacks of textbooks because I'm so weak and out of shape.

Get into shape, man!

 

[Dachs]

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

That's actually a quality song

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Brett Farve is back in the NFL

 

[Dachs]

Not yet he isn't. And if he signs with the Eagles as Vick's backup, I'll root against them too.

 

[Mathalamus]

i feel grossly hot and unhealthy. and its only 24 centigrade. what did i do to deserve such low heat tolerance?

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I can't get to sleep. Every time I lay down in my bed I find it very difficult to breathe and basically have to sit up the entire night. I've been having this problem for a while, but it's getting a lot worse recently.

 

[Mathalamus]

I can't get to sleep. Every time I lay down in my bed I find it very difficult to breathe and basically have to sit up the entire night. I've been having this problem for a while, but it's getting a lot worse recently.

go to the hospital. take no chances.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

i feel grossly hot and unhealthy. and its only 24 centigrade. what did i do to deserve such low heat tolerance?

Well frankly , God makes this kick ass stuff called beer which you choose to treat with disdain . Beer is great in hot weather . I'm seeing a link.

Maybe God is having a go at you . I think you should crack a cold one

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Every time I go to the kitchen to do something, be it washing the dishes or getting a cupof milk, my body tells me 2 minutes into it that I have to go pee. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

So that means I have to use the restroom every time I finish using the kitchen. It's extremely aggravating.

 

[GenMarshall]

Google changed their format, AGAIN!

 

[Takhisis]

My ISP is frikking up!