Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Aptitude tests are weird.

Clearly you have no aptitude for them

 

[LucyDuke]

My fingernails are not shiny enough.

 

[azzaman333]

Clearly you have no aptitude for them

Nah, there's just a particular type of question in a particular segment of the test that I completely screwed up. 95+% of it I blitzed.

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

Can I get a PM too?

 

[madviking]

I keep getting these dreams of me hooking up with this chick that I've already hooked up with in actuality.

At least she's hot.

 

[Verarde]

So, for a party tomorrow, I have to bring something "Protein/snacks/chips etc."

How the heck am I going to get chips or snacks with goodly amounts of protein in them? And do they actually sell protein in a can or something? The only place I know where I can get Protein is Celadon Department Store, and that place doesn't exist.

 

[_random_]

I keep getting these dreams of me hooking up with this chick that I've already hooked up with in actuality.

At least she's hot.

Your life must be awesome right now if erotic dreams are a rant.

So, for a party tomorrow, I have to bring something "Protein/snacks/chips etc."

How the heck am I going to get chips or snacks with goodly amounts of protein in them? And do they actually sell protein in a can or something? The only place I know where I can get Protein is Celadon Department Store, and that place doesn't exist.

Bring beef jerky in bulk.

 

[Ajidica]

I keep getting these dreams of me hooking up with this chick that I've already hooked up with in actuality.

At least she's hot.

And that is a bad thing?

 

[Verarde]

Bring beef jerky in bulk.

Ah...is there something else that's a little cheaper? 9800 Pokedollars for some Protein is a better deal than the beef jerky prices around here.

 

[_random_]

Some sort of tasty nut?

 

[Ajidica]

Bring Nacho Doritoes. That is what my friends and I use for counters on Magic cards when their Vampire Bloodkeeper has finished feeding on my entire army and is now capable of killing me in one turn.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm losing track of who wants to be PMed and who I already PMed. So if you want to see it and I didnt PM you please PM me. Thanks.

 

[madviking]

And that is a bad thing?

Well, hooking up in dreams is much, much worse than hooking up in real life, even if the chick is really, really hot.

Your life must be awesome right now if erotic dreams are a rant.

Well I got a bunch of finals that I need to do well on next week.

 

[salty mud]

Is cleaning the goo out of your bed distracting you from your revision?

 

[GoodSarmatian]

So, for a party tomorrow, I have to bring something "Protein/snacks/chips etc."

Protein, huh ?
There's a lot of sexual innuendo to be thrown in girls' faces...

Some sort of tasty nut?

There you go.

 

[NickyJ]

Rave: The MegaButtload tests have been completed!
Rant: And now, until the results finally come in (usually about a month), I get to worry about how I did on it.

 

[really]

Road rage - a woman tried to cut me off and was indignant when I didn't yield.

 

[shadowplay]

So, for a party tomorrow, I have to bring something "Protein/snacks/chips etc."

How the heck am I going to get chips or snacks with goodly amounts of protein in them? And do they actually sell protein in a can or something? The only place I know where I can get Protein is Celadon Department Store, and that place doesn't exist.

Hummus. Never fails. Unless you're hoping to kiss somebody..

 

[classical_hero]

So, for a party tomorrow, I have to bring something "Protein/snacks/chips etc."

How the heck am I going to get chips or snacks with goodly amounts of protein in them? And do they actually sell protein in a can or something? The only place I know where I can get Protein is Celadon Department Store, and that place doesn't exist.

That is just code for bring some food.

 

[Verarde]

I decided to get White Cheddar Cheez-Its and Reduced Fat Cheez-Its, for a white and orange mix, that could technically be called healthy.