1,000 could-be quotes

[remake20]

Create your funny, could-be famous quotes in the 1., 2., 3., ect format!

1. "When in doubt, rape a shoe."

 

[cardgame]

2. Everything can be attributed to Anonymous

 

[Dumanios]

3: When in doubt, punch a Neo-Nazi, a KKK member and a Clown

 

[Lord Baal]

4. Monkeys are sexually objectified in ape culture.

 

[Risen]

5. Slow and steady is a sissy.

 

[Meteor Man]

6. When someone says "no offense", they're about to offend you.

 

[W|M]

7) I like big butts, but I can lie.

 

[Tee Kay]

8. When in doubt, doubt whether you are actually in doubt.

 

[W|M]

9) When in doubt, nuke Serbia.

 

[Ataxerxes]

10. "We become what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." (Adaptation from Mother Night)

 

[Seashore]

11. "God is Revived"

 

[W|M]

12) 'In the name of the Rofl, the Lmao and the Holy Laughter:

Our Laughter, who lart in heaven,
lowed be thy name.
Thy rofldom come.
Thy lmao be done
on roflmaoland as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily laugh,
and forgive us our unlaughter,
as we forgive those who depress us,
and lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from depression.'

 

[Perfection]

13) Humor and Jokes, forum games with postcount.

 

[Meteor Man]

14) "Just as he said...only better."

 

[(Pro)Peanut_P]

This is a famous quote, not mine, but one i've always found hilarious but never quite understood.

17.More wood than you can shake a stick at.

 

[W|M]

18) Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll burn it for firewood.

 

[Meteor Man]

We skipped 15 and 16

15) When in doubt, C-4.

 

[Dumanios]

16: When in doubt, take other people's quotes
20: BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cardgame]

you skipped 19

19) His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard

 

[W|M]

50) Lionel Messi to be charged for raping 11 men! (Better known as Arsenal)