1,000 could-be quotes

[Dumanios]

36: When in doubt, do as Oedipus did.

 

[!!!!!]

36:when in doubt, don't be in doubt

 

[Darth Caesar]

38. Spam is the spice of life.

 

[W|M]

40) So does your face.

 

[remake20]

41) Yelling "I'm fat" makes you look less fat. This is fact.

 

[!!!!!]

42: yelling im skinny makes everybody think you are weird

 

[cardgame]

43) stop with your face

 

[Meteor Man]

44) ZOMBIES: the understatement of the century. -John F. Kennedy

 

[Lord of Elves]

45) ... And that's why you should never discuss paleontology with a walrus.

 

[Tee Kay]

46) Trolls always win. Always.

 

[Skwink]

47: I am the Walrus, you are all the Eggmen. Now let's let our faces grow long and start crying.

84:When in doubt, mess up the count order.

 

[Luckymoose]

83: I already did what you are thinking.

 

[Tee Kay]

50. Peace is a lie, and a lie told often enough becomes the truth.

 

[W|M]

90) Fortune favours everyone who isn't me.

 

[Darth Caesar]

52. When in doubt, blame communism.

 

[Appassionato]

53. A friend is a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

 

[W|M]

54) I don't care if I go to hell, because that's where all the cool people are!

 

[Meteor Man]

48) When in doubt, turn communist.

 

[Dumanios]

56: Miskatonic FTW!

 

[Darth Caesar]

This one applies to WIM and Dumanios

57. When in doubt, claim to be a god.