1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[jar2574]

1110 -- You spend as much time on the Civ IV forums at work as you do actually working.

1111 -- You name your firstborn child Sid.

 

[The Tyrant]

1112 -- You come here with a really funny one that probably hasn't been listed, then check to make sure, and actually count the number of times it has already been mentioned.

 

[Tee Kay]

4) You open the third thread of this type on this board...

(Beefonthebone from http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=167820, the ill-fated 1000 clues thread which I foolishly started). My apologies but the reason I don't know/forgot about the earlier threads was that: 1113 - I was too busy playing civ4.

 

[Bushface]

1113 - you dig a mine in your garden, then build a railway to it to increase production.
1114 - you dig 100 mines to increase your chance of finding Gold.

 

[Baru]

One and one half words

I'm here

 

[Pendle Witch]

You sing / whistle / hum "Baba Yetu" at work / in the shower / in the toilet

 

[GrendelS]

1117 You have the choir sing Baba Yetu during your marriage ceremony

 

[Baru]

You sing / whistle / hum "Baba Yetu" at work / in the shower / in the toilet

You change all the words to your favorits songs to "BABU YETU" and they all seem strangely to fit.

 

[Baru]

Please {insert AppropRiate Deity} Help Me Stop!

 

[Giaur]

1120) You go to the town council and write an application for 8 military units

 

[Meffy]

1121) You complain to Morgan Quitno Press that their annual "Best and worst places to live in the USA" ranking fails to take granaries, aqueducts, and barracks into account.

 

[dimaliok]

1122 u make sucky WWI mod and no 1 downloads it

 

[UnitQ]

1123: This is still here OMG this is still here

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

1124: You know how many people have posted this joke before.

 

[GrendelS]

1125. Before posting your joke, you also check corresponding Civ1-3 threads to make sure you're the first one.

 

[MrGone]

Maybe already mentioned....

After balancing your checkbook you honestly think you can help your financial situation by cutting back on your research a little bit. [hate say I did this for one split-second last week]

 

[GrendelS]

1127. You repeatedly have arguments with your wife at the dining table that your cultural slider is set to 0% for the good of the nation.

 

[Giaur]

1128) Going lately back home, drunked, starting arguing with your wife:
- Where the hell have you been? You drink too much.
- Damn, it's obvious. The patch hasn't been released yet.

 

[GrendelS]

1129. You ask your boss if it's alright to have an installation of Civ4 on your work computer.
1130. Since your boss refuses to let you install Civ4 at work, you ask if you could work from home.
1131. You quit your job because your fellow PBEM players say you should forward the save faster.

(PBEM in question...)

 

[KingTux]

Please {insert AppropRiate Deity} Help Me Stop!

1132. You believe that the only appropriate substitution for this is "Sid", but then you ask yourself "why" you'd appeal to him for this request.