Deaths Advocate
Prince
You send spies out to steal cell phones from your co workers, so you can reverse engineer the technology to make your own cell phone.
1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.
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562: You wonder why Britain and France went to war instead of just gifting Poland units
563: You wonder why Britain and France went to war instead of just bribing Hitler to stop
564: In fights, you stand behind a 20 cm tall wall of sticks thinking you'll be stronger
565: You know that Britain pressed the 'wait... just one more turn" button after they beat europe.
566: You wonder why no-one has tried to win
562: You wonder why Britain and France went to war instead of just gifting Poland units
563: You wonder why Britain and France went to war instead of just bribing Hitler to stop
564: In fights, you stand behind a 20 cm tall wall of sticks thinking you'll be stronger
565: You know that Britain pressed the 'wait... just one more turn" button after they beat europe.
566: You wonder why no-one has tried to win
SpartanDoesAcid
Chieftain
567: When you hear somebody mention Gandhi you go into a rant about nuclear war.
Heerlo
Jedi Master Hearlo
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570:You think that wonders(such as the Eifel Tower)give the effects in real life that they do in Civ5.
For example, I told my brother that France might have a rebellion if someone destroyed the Eifel Tower.There's no telling how much happiness they're getting from it!
For example, I told my brother that France might have a rebellion if someone destroyed the Eifel Tower.There's no telling how much happiness they're getting from it!
Bergerperson
An actual Canadian
573: You wonder why more Japanese planes didn't get destroyed at Pearl Harbour because there were so much destroyers there. (But this can be amended because they can only do anti-air once every turn.)
574: You wonder how D-Day happened because- A)You can't have that much soldiers landing on Normandy, the shore bombardment units would take up too much space in the English Channel (And the ships couldn't have had logistics because they didn't have enough time to get it through experience). B) How did so much paratroopers drop in at once, the size of Southern England is too small to have them all jump at once, and paratroopers can't jump after moving once.
575: Why didn't the Allies when the Battle of the Atlantic sooner, the range of submarine detection of the destroyers should have been able to cover the entire Atlantic with only a few ships.
574: You wonder how D-Day happened because- A)You can't have that much soldiers landing on Normandy, the shore bombardment units would take up too much space in the English Channel (And the ships couldn't have had logistics because they didn't have enough time to get it through experience). B) How did so much paratroopers drop in at once, the size of Southern England is too small to have them all jump at once, and paratroopers can't jump after moving once.
575: Why didn't the Allies when the Battle of the Atlantic sooner, the range of submarine detection of the destroyers should have been able to cover the entire Atlantic with only a few ships.
Greizer85
Emperor
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576. You denounce your neighbor for building a garden shed too close to your property. When his children gather to peer at you over the fence, you text him: 'y u bring troops @ my bord.!?'
577. You try to shoot arrows across the English Channel, and are convinced that machine guns can't hurt you from your longest shot range.
578. You believe Peak Oil is imminent because no new oil resources have been found. Ever. All known oil was discovered at once in 1885.
579. You wonder why people do not move back to Chernobyl, because the fallout should've been scrubbed off by now.
580. You wonder why we don't trade all our gpt to Sweden for a lump sum and then go to war with them. Their embarked troops would be easy pickings for Turku and Vaasa, and in the north we have a river and woods for good defensive bonuses. So long as we'd leave Stockholm untouched, you doubt anyone would consider us a warmongering menace.
581. After a heavy barfight, you try to regain your health by pillaging the local fruit stands. Somehow I think there are many Civ players in Finland...
577. You try to shoot arrows across the English Channel, and are convinced that machine guns can't hurt you from your longest shot range.
578. You believe Peak Oil is imminent because no new oil resources have been found. Ever. All known oil was discovered at once in 1885.
579. You wonder why people do not move back to Chernobyl, because the fallout should've been scrubbed off by now.
580. You wonder why we don't trade all our gpt to Sweden for a lump sum and then go to war with them. Their embarked troops would be easy pickings for Turku and Vaasa, and in the north we have a river and woods for good defensive bonuses. So long as we'd leave Stockholm untouched, you doubt anyone would consider us a warmongering menace.
581. After a heavy barfight, you try to regain your health by pillaging the local fruit stands. Somehow I think there are many Civ players in Finland...
582: You think that WWII was played in Legendary Earth, or even a bigger map.
583. Citrus, Salt, Spices, Sugar, Wine, Silk, Cotton, Dye, Incense, Furs, Gems, Gold, Silver, Marble, Copper, Whales, Pearls, Crabs and Truffles somehow make you really happy.
584. You are highly distrustful of people named Monty or Alexander.
585. You think that Danish people can run and swim at the same speed and without breaking stride and that Korean bankers, factory workers and museum staff all have scientific qualifications.
584. You are highly distrustful of people named Monty or Alexander.
585. You think that Danish people can run and swim at the same speed and without breaking stride and that Korean bankers, factory workers and museum staff all have scientific qualifications.
True_Candyman
Emperor
When songs start sounding different to you...
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you've denounced me,
So screw you Monty.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you've denounced me,
So screw you Monty.
587: You ask why the africans don't just build granaries - it needs no resources
588: When making friends you ask, would you care to make a joint declaration of friendship?
589: You wonder how Montgomery almost failed at monte cassino, everyone knows artillery defeats fortresses.
590: Poland must have been crazy attacking infantry with cavalry (1.44:1 ratio in infantry's favour)
591: D Day can't have been hard - destroyers can capture cities.
592: You wonder how the British lost the revolutionary war - they had all the land
593: You wonder how the British stalemated the war of 1812 - they captured America's capital
594: You deny the existence of house to house fighting, once the city is gone, the battle is over
588: When making friends you ask, would you care to make a joint declaration of friendship?
589: You wonder how Montgomery almost failed at monte cassino, everyone knows artillery defeats fortresses.
590: Poland must have been crazy attacking infantry with cavalry (1.44:1 ratio in infantry's favour)
591: D Day can't have been hard - destroyers can capture cities.
592: You wonder how the British lost the revolutionary war - they had all the land
593: You wonder how the British stalemated the war of 1812 - they captured America's capital
594: You deny the existence of house to house fighting, once the city is gone, the battle is over
597: You make cubby houses with your friends from stuff lying around
598: When you are under threat, you build a small wall out of stones, hoping they obey the laws of ZoC.
599: You think a 3 inch wall of stone can make you 100% stronger in a fight
600: You wonder how snipers don't get killed often - they can't be ranged.
598: When you are under threat, you build a small wall out of stones, hoping they obey the laws of ZoC.
599: You think a 3 inch wall of stone can make you 100% stronger in a fight
600: You wonder how snipers don't get killed often - they can't be ranged.
Lordleoz
Prince
601: When you think of the attack on Pear Harbor, you feel strange why Japanese could attack ships inside the harbor (city).
602: You wonder how Americans put so many ships in Pearl Harbor.
602: You wonder how Americans put so many ships in Pearl Harbor.
Genghis.Khan
Person
605. You think 2KGames hostile policy against modding happens only because:
a) They are an hostile city-state
b) They are into the Autocracy Policy Tree because
b1) They are Playing an Endless Game and forgot to enable policy saving. They'll switch back to Order or Freedom Soon
b2) They are Warmongers...
c) They are an Irrational CS
d) They are controlled by the AI
a) They are an hostile city-state
b) They are into the Autocracy Policy Tree because
b1) They are Playing an Endless Game and forgot to enable policy saving. They'll switch back to Order or Freedom Soon
b2) They are Warmongers...
c) They are an Irrational CS
d) They are controlled by the AI
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