1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

634: Dreams about boudicia and theodora
 
635: You couldn't believe that a city state (Jerusalem) founded two religions. Edit: Although Christianity was founded when Jerusalem was puppeted by Roman Empire.
 
639: You had a dream where Alexander was actually a diplomatic leader who offered you a real coalition of war against that warmonger Gandhi and didn't backstab you some dozen turns later

640: You keep humming tunes from the Inkan and Dutch peace/war tracks at various times of the day...
 
643: Bollywood exists but not Hollywood
644: The Japs must be sissies - only 2 nukes took them down!
645: You learn the Haka to make enemies suffer -10% combat strength.
 
637: Leaders of countries are immortal.

645: You are to busy playing Civ 5 that you run out of Ideas so you use one that was already used 15 times in the thread so stop reusing them guys!
 
611: When you see your girlfriend for the first time in 2 and a half weeks, yet all you are thinking is how to fit a specific wonder into your opening strategy.

This actually happened to me last week :p

646. The Hanging Gardens must still exist. They were built in a capital, and capitals can't be razed.
 
647. When your wife says 'I want a baby' you gather alot of food and wait.
 
648. Realizing that there are no more LPs to watch when Youtube starts recommending videos about Religion because you watched "Deity Maya LP".

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649: You were absolutely confused when people talked about the world ending on the 21st of December. The only thing that happened is that you go a free Great Person.
 
650: The Aztecs, Incans, Mayans, and Iroquois would actually jump for joy to be the first ones to found Christianity, but if someone else founds it first (even on the other side of the world), they'll be perfectly fine with Buddhism.
 
I looked in a refrigerator and saw a bottle that said "cultured buttermilk".I think(and hope)that's what it really said.:lol:
 
652: You think that pillaging is good for your health

653: You study abroad at a university that is surrounded by jungle because you will get a better education.

654: You have finally recognized Poland as one of the world's major civilizations.

655: You visit Katmandu to become more cultured.

656: You think that the three most common animals in Antarctica are penguins, seals, and barbarians.

657: You attack a street gang's base to get 25 gold.

658: You go exploring in some ruins and look for ancient weapons to equip yourself with.
 
660: You don't worry about North Korea's nuclear program, because you know city states can't build nukes.
 
660: You don't worry about North Korea's nuclear program, because you know city states can't build nukes.

But the Koreans can.

661: You think that Koreans are unusually intelligent, and you would say the same thing about Babylonians if there were any of them left.

662: You expect Japanese athletes to keep playing at full strength even if they are injured.

663: You expect that Austria will eventually annex the Vatican or San Marino.

664: You wonder why Sweden doesn't send its greatest people to smaller countries.

665: You think Italian construction companies should offer a 25% discount on any building that is copied from a building in Rome.

666: You assume that Americans have good eyesight.
 
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