1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

[Abaddon]

In reference to a legendary thread


1: The fact you can start this thread makes you happy. ciV is finally announced!
2: The use of ciV rather than Civ5 can begin! (cIV=Civ4)
3: You wonder if this guy will still feature:
4: Will there be GDRs?
5: Dude! This clue is number 5! which is special now, geddit?!

 

[Sisko]

6. You want to go to bed, check the latest news for 5 minutes and find out civ V has been announced and stay up till much later to search for all the info you can find. Just ...one...more...F5

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

7. You spread your troops around. They subsequently get killed piecemeal by enemy SODs.

 

[KillerClowns]

8. You're already planning a Civ5 mod.

 

[f35acepilot]

9. You already started to write a strategy guide.

10. You get into a bitter argument with your friend defending Civ5's hexagonal tiles.

 

[Abaddon]

11. You wonder how long the patch will take to arrive.

 

[ahmedhadzi]

12. You went to best buy the day thing got announced to buy the best possible computer, so you have it covered in terms of requirements!

 

[_random_]

13. You actually know it's going to happen.

 

[Abaddon]

14. You stalk ahmedhadzi and steal his computer so that you can be sure you will be able to play ciV

 

[Camikaze]

15. You wake up early the day after it's announced, eager to return to reading about the game.

 

[Dragonxander PR]

16. You get nightmares because of religion being taken away.

 

[Drago Askani]

17: You become even more excited about the year of Strategy gaming. I mean 4 great strategy titles set to release this year already! And civ 5 is gonna be the tastiest of the 4 I think.

 

[ancestral]

18. The number of civilizations in Civilization V!

You spend an hour or two making a chart of possible civs we'd see in Civ V, based on historically what civs were in the previous games, determining the chances you'll see a certain civ in the new game, and update the chart almost hourly. Heh.

 

[fireclaw722]

19. You constantly talk on civfanatics just to find what you can about the new game.

 

[usmell]

20. When you first read the announcement of CiV5, you squealed like a pig and jumped up and down until you nearly fell asleep you were so tired.

 

[Silv Something]

20 21. You made this thread, you are on this site, you posted a #, you . . .

 

[CheeseWalrus]

4: Will there be GDRs?

22. Until you clicked the link, you thought Abaddon meant German Democratic Republics.

 

[Silv Something]

23. You are so excitied about ciV that you don't realize the numerical disorder . . . and there are only 23 clues!

 

[Abaddon]

24. (re:22) Glad to have widened your world

 

[Chimera1804]

25. You dig out your boardgame version of Civ and convert it to hexagonal tiles to plan strategies.