ybbor
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211) take a laser pointer and shine it her eye
1000 things not to do on a date
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The Omega
Completely Insane
Perfection said:
Sorry Perfection. I tend to do that to everyone who starts acting superior. Except if It's me, of course. It's fine for me to act superior.
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PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
212: act superior 
Perfection
The Great Head.
See here's the problems, PlutonianEmpire and The Omega seem to think it is acceptable to act superior.
They are mistaken, acting superior is dishonest, it's okay to be superior (as I do) but is not okay to act superior.
They are mistaken, acting superior is dishonest, it's okay to be superior (as I do) but is not okay to act superior.
Gnarfflinger
Wiseguy in Training
213: Mention Pog
214: Expect your date to know what pog is.
215: Put on the arrogance act like certain other people on this forum
214: Expect your date to know what pog is.
215: Put on the arrogance act like certain other people on this forum
Perfection
The Great Head.
Gnarf your seemed hatred of pog is baffling. It's called "retro", man! The 90's are back!
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Perfection said:
Actually, I wasn't trying to act superior, I just posted 212 because the people here were talking about (and acting) superior, and figured that that really is something not to do on a date.
216: argue with her using this thread
The Omega
Completely Insane
Perfection said:
That's all I have to say.
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SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
221 Once you finish with your meal, eat theirs too
222 Bring your pet tarantula to dinner
223 Speak in code
224 Show off your strange ability to regurgitate food
222 Bring your pet tarantula to dinner
223 Speak in code
224 Show off your strange ability to regurgitate food
The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
225 Call your mother to report on progress. "Yes mom, I think this one will sleep with me".
ybbor
Will not change his avata
The Last Conformist said:
The Omega
Completely Insane
226. Tell your date you actually belive thsi thread will reach 1,000.
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Whoo! Post 200! Now time for me to wonder whether having my 200th post in the humor and jokes forum is somehting to be proud of.....
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groucho Whoo! Post 200! Now time for me to wonder whether having my 200th post in the humor and jokes forum is somehting to be proud of.....
Gnarfflinger
Wiseguy in Training
Perfection said:
I must have missed out on pog. I just figured that women wouldn't care for it...
I'd think you'd have to be careful with reference to spam too--unless you knew she was a Monty Python fan. Flirted with one of those in College...
The Omega
Completely Insane
Perfection said:
Actually Perfection, I was going to be the "Superior, World Domination" personality you are, but when I saw that place was taken, I just decided that I would be the sites personal psycopath.
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ManOfMiracles
Hogwarts Class of '86
227. Kiss her. Immediately call her ex-boyfriend and say, "Yeah, she does kiss like a week-old slab of liver."
228. Insist that her parents come along on the date so you'll have someone interesting to talk to.
229. Insist that her parents come along on the date because it is more fun to make out in front of an audience.
230. When things are just starting to get interesting, whip out your cell phone and call up another girlfriend to confirm date for next night.
231. Begin the date by watching the Aerobed infomercial so she knows what to expect later that night.
232. Speak in Klingon throughout the date (unless she starts it).
233. Go to a funeral on your first date. (The second date might be your funeral!)
234. Attempt to impress her with your massive Civ Editor skills.
235. Bite her fingernails.
236. Spit the fingernails across the room when you discover they are acrylic.
237. Enlighten her at length on the many benefits of prune juice.
238. Show her your used chewing gum collection.
239. (For the ladies) Under no circumstances should you beat him at Civ on your first date. Subsequent dates are fair game.
240. Show her what you are like when you are off your meds.
228. Insist that her parents come along on the date so you'll have someone interesting to talk to.
229. Insist that her parents come along on the date because it is more fun to make out in front of an audience.
230. When things are just starting to get interesting, whip out your cell phone and call up another girlfriend to confirm date for next night.
231. Begin the date by watching the Aerobed infomercial so she knows what to expect later that night.
232. Speak in Klingon throughout the date (unless she starts it).
233. Go to a funeral on your first date. (The second date might be your funeral!)
234. Attempt to impress her with your massive Civ Editor skills.
235. Bite her fingernails.
236. Spit the fingernails across the room when you discover they are acrylic.
237. Enlighten her at length on the many benefits of prune juice.
238. Show her your used chewing gum collection.
239. (For the ladies) Under no circumstances should you beat him at Civ on your first date. Subsequent dates are fair game.
240. Show her what you are like when you are off your meds.
Sweeney Todd
Warlord
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243. Offer her some fries or a roll from your meal.
244. When she takes them, stand up and yell "NEVER TOUCH MY STUFF AGAIN!" and run into the bathroom.
245. See how much food you can stuff in your nose
246. Sing some of your favourite love songs to her, but every time the word "love" appears in the song, change it to "drugs" ( I feel like taking drugs, Endless Drugs, Pretty little drug song, you get the picture)
247. Fart loudly and then yell "(date's name) how dare you do that in a public place!"
248. When she wispers something in your ear in a public place, yell "I don't care if it spells your name, go back and flush it!"
249. Tell her you're only going to get a salad, so you don't get fat like her.
250. Dress as a mime
251. put bologna in your shoes, or hers.
244. When she takes them, stand up and yell "NEVER TOUCH MY STUFF AGAIN!" and run into the bathroom.
245. See how much food you can stuff in your nose
246. Sing some of your favourite love songs to her, but every time the word "love" appears in the song, change it to "drugs" ( I feel like taking drugs, Endless Drugs, Pretty little drug song, you get the picture)
247. Fart loudly and then yell "(date's name) how dare you do that in a public place!"
248. When she wispers something in your ear in a public place, yell "I don't care if it spells your name, go back and flush it!"
249. Tell her you're only going to get a salad, so you don't get fat like her.
250. Dress as a mime
251. put bologna in your shoes, or hers.
Rubber Ducky
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252: Insist that your parents come along on the date.
253: After every sentance you say, end it with "according to the prophecy"
253: Whenever she does anything such as eat food, ect. scream "OMG THAT SALAD GOT PWNT!! YOU HAX!"
254: Tell her lots of really depressing stuff "You know, there was a huge earthquake in (insert random country here). 10000 people were crushed to death, it was insanely painful and very gorey, the streets were red with blood, right as she starts to eat
255: Use her name over and over ex. "Sarah, would you sarah, pass the sarah mustard sarah"
253: After every sentance you say, end it with "according to the prophecy"
253: Whenever she does anything such as eat food, ect. scream "OMG THAT SALAD GOT PWNT!! YOU HAX!"
254: Tell her lots of really depressing stuff "You know, there was a huge earthquake in (insert random country here). 10000 people were crushed to death, it was insanely painful and very gorey, the streets were red with blood, right as she starts to eat
255: Use her name over and over ex. "Sarah, would you sarah, pass the sarah mustard sarah"
DoubleT
Prince
Ahh this why there also is an "1000 ways to get a date on this forum." topic 
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