Highgeneral
Gone forever!
446: Tell her my forum is the best forum ever. Whice it is. *cough Sig Cough*
1000 things not to do on a date
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DoubleT
Prince
447: Say nothing at all.......
448: Tell her, that the "Queer Eye for the Stright Guys" dudes are sooo hansome, and you wish you could date one of them..
449: Actuly be one of the "Queer Eye for the Stright Guys" dudes....
450: We she ask what the most beutiful things your ever seen is... Anserw "Your Self"
451: Have your old Optimus Prime action figure with you to the date, and say you thought is was an Double Date?
452: Dress as Hulk Hogan, and do his moves.
448: Tell her, that the "Queer Eye for the Stright Guys" dudes are sooo hansome, and you wish you could date one of them..
449: Actuly be one of the "Queer Eye for the Stright Guys" dudes....
450: We she ask what the most beutiful things your ever seen is... Anserw "Your Self"
451: Have your old Optimus Prime action figure with you to the date, and say you thought is was an Double Date?
452: Dress as Hulk Hogan, and do his moves.
Gnarfflinger
Wiseguy in Training
453: As with 452 above, but imitate Adrian Adonis--down to the pink dress 
Perfection
The Great Head.
454: Your tax return
Pasi Nurminen
Deity
455: Discuss how you think the advancement of women's rights over the past sixty years has led to a major moral degredation of society.
Chairman Meow
Class IV
457 Drop her off in West Virginia...The Person said:
458 Make sure that anyone you date knows that pi is your lucky number (maybe that's why so few girls want to date meThe Person said:
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Perfection
The Great Head.
463 drool
LAW_FREAK
Prince
464: Kill your date 
465: Then yourself :suicide:
456: Tell her in detail how to mod civ 3
More smilies
465: Then yourself :suicide:
456: Tell her in detail how to mod civ 3
More smilies
The Person
Deity +2
467 - Ask her the same questions over and over again.
468 - Try to get a date with the girl on the next table.
469 - Try to get a date with the boy on the next table.
470 - Pick up the wrong girl.
471 - Fall asleep every five minutes.
472 - Try to hypnotize her into having sex with you and fail.
473 - Spend most of your date deciding what to have.
474 - Talk only in quotes.
475 - Ask her out to the city dump to shoot rats.
468 - Try to get a date with the girl on the next table.
469 - Try to get a date with the boy on the next table.
470 - Pick up the wrong girl.
471 - Fall asleep every five minutes.
472 - Try to hypnotize her into having sex with you and fail.
473 - Spend most of your date deciding what to have.
474 - Talk only in quotes.
475 - Ask her out to the city dump to shoot rats.
DoubleT
Prince
476: Tell her that the date aint over until we got a "1000 things not to do on a date "
477: Actuly do the "1000 things not to do on a date "
477: Actuly do the "1000 things not to do on a date "
The Omega
Completely Insane
478. Tell her that you're a daftpanzer Fanatic.
479. Spend the entire date telling her about the joys of being a Daftpanzer Fanatic.
480. Try and convert her to yoru version of Daftpanzer Fanaticism.
479. Spend the entire date telling her about the joys of being a Daftpanzer Fanatic.
480. Try and convert her to yoru version of Daftpanzer Fanaticism.
DoubleT
Prince
481: When she ask you what Daftpanzer is, then say you have no clue?! (Like me?)
HAND
Armchair Philosopher
482 - Be very very forgetful .... such as forgetting the topic of conversation every 3 seconds. Always a winner.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Click the link in my signature.DoubleT said:
The Person
Deity +2
483 - Have a double-date on two different restaurants, and keep running between them.
484 - Do #483, just with the restaurants on different sides of the city.
485 - When you are served, complain that it wasn't what you ordered.
486 - When you get what you "really" ordered, pull #485 again.
487 - Ask her if she knows a good place to look for UFO's.
488 - Never let her finish her sentences.
489 - Bring a snadwich for each of you, and eat them in the park. (Works especially well if you promise her the date of her life.)
490 - Complain about the lack of smilies in verbal communication.
491 - Try to imitate smilies as your facial expressions.
492 - Ask her what version she is.
493 - Study for your maths test tomorrow.
494 - Communicate with your double dates via your cell phone all the time.
495 - Bring your nerdy friend to teach him what to do on a date.
496 - Tell her she's not the girl in your life, but you go for the second-best since the best doesn't even look at you.
497 - Hit her every time she disagrees with you.
498 - Tell her you're "Da Man" all the time.
499 - Dress in a clown costume, act like a clown, throw pies in the faces of othe guests, throw a pie in the face of the waiter when he throws you out, eat with your hands, etc.
500 - Brag about how you got both #300, 400 and 500.
484 - Do #483, just with the restaurants on different sides of the city.
485 - When you are served, complain that it wasn't what you ordered.
486 - When you get what you "really" ordered, pull #485 again.
487 - Ask her if she knows a good place to look for UFO's.
488 - Never let her finish her sentences.
489 - Bring a snadwich for each of you, and eat them in the park. (Works especially well if you promise her the date of her life.
)490 - Complain about the lack of smilies in verbal communication.
491 - Try to imitate smilies as your facial expressions.
492 - Ask her what version she is.
493 - Study for your maths test tomorrow.
494 - Communicate with your double dates via your cell phone all the time.
495 - Bring your nerdy friend to teach him what to do on a date.
496 - Tell her she's not the girl in your life, but you go for the second-best since the best doesn't even look at you.
497 - Hit her every time she disagrees with you.
498 - Tell her you're "Da Man" all the time.
499 - Dress in a clown costume, act like a clown, throw pies in the faces of othe guests, throw a pie in the face of the waiter when he throws you out, eat with your hands, etc.
500 - Brag about how you got both #300, 400 and 500.
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Jewel Runner
501) Discuss your tendency to bump six-year old spam threads on video game forums without adding relevant information.
Mad Man
Your lord and master
502) I don't know if it's been mentioned but you probably shouldn't rape your date
503)have hot steamy sex with her, and then tell her how much she reminds you of your mother
503)have hot steamy sex with her, and then tell her how much she reminds you of your mother
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