1000 things not to do on a date

[!!!!!]

536: show her this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7GXZ-syzs

 

[remake20]

537: Attempt to start a conversation about 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[!!!!!]

538: take off your shirt

 

[!!!!!]

539: keep yelling OMG OMG OMG OMG and then sit back down and say "I'm good"

 

[Kullervo]

540: Blush and shyly ask her whether she would like to perform the strangest, nastiest sex act you can think of.
541: Thrust your jaw out and say 'HMMMMMM' every time she says something important.
542: Moonwalk whenever you are going to the bathroom.

 

[Lord Baal]

540: Blush and shyly ask her whether she would like to perform the strangest, nastiest sex act you can think of.
541: Thrust your jaw out and say 'HMMMMMM' every time she says something important.
542: Moonwalk whenever you are going to the bathroom.

543. Combine 540 and 542.

 

[!!!!!]

544: smile and then say "I farted"

 

[W|M]

545) Call her P*ssy Galore

 

[The Omega]

*Looks through the thread.*

Wow.... I was really, really spammy back then.

546) Show her all the stuff you posted back when you were in middle school. Including the things in this thread.
547) Or better yet, act like you did when you were in middle school.
548) Throw a smoke grenade and run away in the middle of the date.
549) Dance, Magic Dance.

 

[W|M]

550) Tell her how mighty spearmen are, and how it's sad that the army doesn't use them in combat operations.
551) Tell her: 'There shall be peace in our time!'
552) Bring your mother

 

[Dumanios]

553: Read My Immortal.

 

[W|M]

554) Spit in her glass of wine/champagne e.t.c.

 

[DroopyTofu]

555. Serenade her with Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith while alone in an elevator.
556. Sing everything you say.
557. Reminder her often of you love of piccolo music.

 

[Kullervo]

558. Wear... S O C K S W I T H S A N D A L S !!!

 

[W|M]

559) Call her a bus wan*er

 

[!!!!!]

556. Sing everything you say.

560: out of tune

 

[Darth Caesar]

561. Watch Rom-Coms.

 

[W|M]

562) Sing the 'Ghostbusters' Theme Tune.

 

[!!!!!]

563: then keep saying that is a ghost right behind her

 

[Kullervo]

564) Introduce yourself as Buffalo Bill
565) Or Jame Gumb