1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...
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Yuri2356
Test Screening
Same thing, The bonus applies to anything with 0 attack.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
No wonder why my engineers never last 10 turns in a war.....Yuri2356 said:
jadelicia
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3836) You still read this thread.
3837) You almost consider making a run for #4000 right now...
3838) ...but change your mind when you realize that would mean too much time from CivII.
3839) You wonder why people write "Civ2" and not "CivII".
3840) You forget to press enter before typing another reason because you are excited for the race of #4000 to begin.
3837) You almost consider making a run for #4000 right now...
3838) ...but change your mind when you realize that would mean too much time from CivII.
3839) You wonder why people write "Civ2" and not "CivII".
3840) You forget to press enter before typing another reason because you are excited for the race of #4000 to begin.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
Patience young Civhopper, 4000 is 160 reasons away yet.
3841) You have begun to compose a philosiphy of Civ2.
3842) And choose medicine as your free tech.
3843) Your new philosiphy is far deeper and more meaningfull than any before it.
3844) You become an oracle, and predict future events based on your Civ2 Philosiphy.
3845) You expect the Government to congratulate you for all the bonus happyness from those temples.
3846) But then remember the Oracle is obsolete now.
3847) So you move off to a distant mountaintop...
3848) ...both for the view, and the defensive bonus.
3849) Other Civ Fanatics visit you in your mountain home to partake in your Civ2 wisdom.
3850) You considder mountain climbing to be a simple task, because any unit can move into mountains.
jadelicia
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3851) You think humans are incapable of swimming (otherwise we'd be able to move into ocean squares with boats, as long as wewere close enough to the shore to get back again).
3852) You're surprised that since everyone has complained about P.E.'s sig, not one person has complained about Yuri's sig...
3853) ...you think his philosophy has enabled him to use mind tricks to prevent people from saying anything about his sig. ...
3854) ...and laugh because everyone knows that CivII'ers have a stong mind, and mind tricks only work on the weak-minded feeble AI.
3852) You're surprised that since everyone has complained about P.E.'s sig, not one person has complained about Yuri's sig...
3853) ...you think his philosophy has enabled him to use mind tricks to prevent people from saying anything about his sig. ...
3854) ...and laugh because everyone knows that CivII'ers have a stong mind, and mind tricks only work on the weak-minded feeble AI.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
Or do they? Dance little puppet, DANCE!!! 
And what's wrong with my sig? It's 5 lines of text, the recomended limit for Sig size.
3855) You have played Entire games of Civ2 With your Teeth.
And what's wrong with my sig? It's 5 lines of text, the recomended limit for Sig size.
3855) You have played Entire games of Civ2 With your Teeth.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
It used to be more than 5 lines, but then Prof. Garfield corrected me. (He took me out back and beat me with a paddlejadelicia said:
No offense, Prof. Garfield.)
The Person
Deity +2
Yuri, post 837 was hilarious. (Better watch out the next time I'm on the toilet!
)
3856 - You take warnings in this thread seriously.
3857 - You hire a spy to foil Yuri's attempts to attack your house and bribe his Partisans.
3858 - You build a Stealth Fighter to mop up the Partisans you can't afford to bribe.
3859 - You have won more games than you can count without building a single nuke. (Or even Manhattan.) *
3860 - You wonder when this thread will be renamed "1000 posts you know you've played Civ2 too much when...".
)3856 - You take warnings in this thread seriously.
3857 - You hire a spy to foil Yuri's attempts to attack your house and bribe his Partisans.
3858 - You build a Stealth Fighter to mop up the Partisans you can't afford to bribe.
3859 - You have won more games than you can count without building a single nuke. (Or even Manhattan.) *
3860 - You wonder when this thread will be renamed "1000 posts you know you've played Civ2 too much when...".
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
3861: You hope that your new sig and avatar will inspire others to come to PE's rescue and unleash the Return Of The Plutonian Empire within these forums. *
EDIT: Because I keep changing my sig every 3 days, reason @3861 is now outdated.
3862: You hope that PE will stop changing his sig and avatar every 3 days. *
3863: You hope that some nice young lady will arrive and become PE's new.... *Ahem* ....girlfriend. *
3864: But realize that would be impossible since they both play too much civ2 to log in to these forums.
3865: Perhaps, they will start getting tired of playing civ2 alone and start playing civ2 together....
3866: But, they are 8000 miles apart....
3867: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
*
EDIT: Because I keep changing my sig every 3 days, reason @3861 is now outdated.
3862: You hope that PE will stop changing his sig and avatar every 3 days. *
3863: You hope that some nice young lady will arrive and become PE's new.... *Ahem* ....girlfriend. *
3864: But realize that would be impossible since they both play too much civ2 to log in to these forums.
3865: Perhaps, they will start getting tired of playing civ2 alone and start playing civ2 together....
3866: But, they are 8000 miles apart....
3867: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*
Yuri2356
Test Screening
Ah, I finally have a face to put on my dart b- I mean, um, LOOK, A PARTISTAN!!!
*runs away*
3868) You are shocled an appauled that this thread has fallen to #4 on the list.
3869) This thread has allowed you to gain more posts in a month than some get in a year.
3870) You post at such a speed that will allow you to overtake PEs post count, just for fun.
3871) You belive the ultimate joy in life in Winning on deiety...
3872) ... by conquest...
3873) ... in 3950Bc...
3874) .. on a huge map...
3875) ... with settings of arid/cold/3 Million Years...
3876) ... with 7 civs...
3877) ... while blindfolded...
3878) ... at work...
3879) ... while posting at CFC...
3880) ... and reciving Klondike bar as a reward.
*runs away*
3868) You are shocled an appauled that this thread has fallen to #4 on the list.
3869) This thread has allowed you to gain more posts in a month than some get in a year.
3870) You post at such a speed that will allow you to overtake PEs post count, just for fun.
3871) You belive the ultimate joy in life in Winning on deiety...
3872) ... by conquest...
3873) ... in 3950Bc...
3874) .. on a huge map...
3875) ... with settings of arid/cold/3 Million Years...
3876) ... with 7 civs...
3877) ... while blindfolded...
3878) ... at work...
3879) ... while posting at CFC...
3880) ... and reciving Klondike bar as a reward.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Fine by me.Yuri2356 said:3870) You post at such a speed that will allow you to overtake PEs post count, just for fun.
Post count has little revelance to me now that I have my own avatar.
3881: You wonder why palindromes have little importance to other people. *
3882: You the civ2 intro movie as a mirror for you to floss your teeth.
3883: You wonder what kind of jokes Jay Leno would have for your glorious empire. *
3884: You get the palindrome 3883.
jadelicia
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3885) Reasons like #3884 make you really angry...
3886) ...but that means that so many of your own reasons make you angry...
3887) ...and you don't want to be angry at yourself...
3888) ...because that might send your empire into civil disorder...
3889) ...so you give up on be angry at those types of reasons.
3890) You wonder if P.E. is mad at you for getting #3888.
3891) You are wondering who Jay Leno is...
3892) ...so you look the name up in the Civilpedia...
3893) ...and are confused by the fact that it's not there...
3894) ...and yet Yuri mentioned it, so it should be there.
3886) ...but that means that so many of your own reasons make you angry...
3887) ...and you don't want to be angry at yourself...
3888) ...because that might send your empire into civil disorder...
3889) ...so you give up on be angry at those types of reasons.
3890) You wonder if P.E. is mad at you for getting #3888.
3891) You are wondering who Jay Leno is...
3892) ...so you look the name up in the Civilpedia...
3893) ...and are confused by the fact that it's not there...
3894) ...and yet Yuri mentioned it, so it should be there.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
I didn't metion the "Le-no" you speak of, PE did! He's the Heretic, BURN HIM!!!
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
3895: You finally realize that everyone thinks that you're a joke.*
3896: You consider going into seclusion, where you stay away from CFC for months at a time.*
3897: You plan to go ahead with it as soon as the current Post War is over.*
3898: You wonder why PE is saying this.
3899: You wonder why some people spend so much time here when they should be playing civ2.
3900: You announce that you have gotten 3900, just to annoy everyone.
3896: You consider going into seclusion, where you stay away from CFC for months at a time.*
3897: You plan to go ahead with it as soon as the current Post War is over.*
3898: You wonder why PE is saying this.
3899: You wonder why some people spend so much time here when they should be playing civ2.
3900: You announce that you have gotten 3900, just to annoy everyone.
The Person
Deity +2
3901 - You see that PE is too busy playing Civ2 to post clues after he reached #3900. *
3902 - You also see that trying a "4000" run would take too much time from your own Civ2.
3903 - You also see that Yuri has posted more in a month than you in more than half a year, and think that he is a good subject for his inquisition. *
3904 - You realize that PE and Yuri are closing in on your postcount... *
3905 - ...which doesn't matter, for reasons PE mentioned...
3906 - ...because Civ2 goes above all.
3907 - You are seriously drawn towards making a "4000" run...
3908 - ...but then it's your turn again.
EDIT: Renumbered, as prompted. Let the party begin.
3902 - You also see that trying a "4000" run would take too much time from your own Civ2.
3903 - You also see that Yuri has posted more in a month than you in more than half a year, and think that he is a good subject for his inquisition. *
3904 - You realize that PE and Yuri are closing in on your postcount... *
3905 - ...which doesn't matter, for reasons PE mentioned...
3906 - ...because Civ2 goes above all.
3907 - You are seriously drawn towards making a "4000" run...
3908 - ...but then it's your turn again.
EDIT: Renumbered, as prompted. Let the party begin.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
TP, you typed 3607 instead of 3907, so you need to renumber your last 2 reasons.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
3909) You have posted countless wheat jokes, but almost no shield jokes...
3910) You belive it's possible to build the colossus out of lumber...
3911) ... but the Civopedia says it's bronze....
3912) ... therefore shields must be Bronze...
3913) ... but they're blue, and how can bronze come from forrests and whales?...
3914) You have been caught in a paradoxal thought-loop for the last 3 days over supposed "innacuracies" in Civ2.
3910) You belive it's possible to build the colossus out of lumber...
3911) ... but the Civopedia says it's bronze....
3912) ... therefore shields must be Bronze...
3913) ... but they're blue, and how can bronze come from forrests and whales?...
3914) You have been caught in a paradoxal thought-loop for the last 3 days over supposed "innacuracies" in Civ2.
Lozzy_Ozzy
Rapture
3915) Everyone else is watching England vs Brazil in the world finals but your still on civ2
3916) You wonder what football is because it's not on civ2
3917) You assume it's a mod
3918) You ask someone and they say it makes them happy
3919) You think if they want to be happy they should go to a temple
3920) Or maybe it's a modded verson of the temple
3921) You notice your chair's been worn away whilst you play civ2
3916) You wonder what football is because it's not on civ2
3917) You assume it's a mod
3918) You ask someone and they say it makes them happy
3919) You think if they want to be happy they should go to a temple
3920) Or maybe it's a modded verson of the temple
3921) You notice your chair's been worn away whilst you play civ2
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