1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...

[PlutonianEmpire]

Fire and brimestone shall hail from the sky, the rivers will run red, and the firstborn citizen of every city shall die.

Yess....

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

AND OUT OF THE ASHES WILL RISE A NEW EMPIRE. THE MOTHER OF ALL EMPIRES.......

THE PLUTONIAN EMPIRE WILL REIGN FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS TO COME!!!!!!!! PREPARE FOR :devil2:THE RISING!!!!!!!!:devil2:


.....And now back to Eugene with reasons.

4171: You plan to, as president, use civ2 for military planning/strategizing.*

4172: You decide to include your civ2 disc in your will.

4173: You are as crazy as I am.*

4174: You notice that PE pokes fun at himself on occasion.*

4175: You think that you should appear on Conan O'Brien because you play civ2 so well.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Re: 4117 - I like your new avatar though.

Thanks. Tornadoes were my childhood obsession. I guess they still are....

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

I've been near a tronado once, on a beach, it was scary.
ANYWAY
4176-You install 1000 versions of civ2 so you can use every md at the same time...

4177-You need more than a 1000 versions to use all your mods...

4178-Your computers running at -550mhz because youve installed civ2 so many times..

4179-You buy another computer to play al your extra mods...

4180-You connect your computers so you can play all mods on one, at one time, at work...

 

[Prof. Garfield]

Fundimentaly, have you tried cleaning off the heads in your CD drive? That might be the reason that you cannot hear the music.

 

[Fundamentality]

Fundimentaly, have you tried cleaning off the heads in your CD drive? That might be the reason that you cannot hear the music.

Don't worry I solved the problem by playing civ 2 while playing a CD player so I'm good

 

[Yuri2356]

4181) You have posted here just to keep this thread alive.*

4182) You wonder why China and Rome never met...

4183) ... but remember that the AI sucks at exploring...

4184) ... you belive that every nation existing today is the result of a series of nations loosing their capitals.

 

[DBear]

If these have been posted before, sorry, but I'm NOT wading through 47 pages.

) If you think the solution to drought is to send a horde of engineers to terraform the Sahara.

) If you think border patrol agents would prevent Mexican 'scouts' from heading back to Mexico due to ZOC.

) If you ever have the urge to say "Let's go bonk some heads!"

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

DBear, you need to include what number you are on.

4188: You change back to your old sig and avatar from your earlier days at CFC for good luck in the Post Wars.*

4189: You wonder why PE's arse is about to be whipped in the Post Wars.*

4190: You have a crush on the egyptian emissary AND the foreign advisor.

 

[The Person]

4191 - You see the Civ2 icon everywhere.

4192 - You wonder why none of the scandinavian Prime Ministers look like Canute or Gunnhild.

4193 - You love PE's new/old avatar since it's Civ2-related. *

4194 - You love everything Civ2-related. *

4195 - You have a date with every female emissary...

4196 - ...and wonder why everybody thinks of you as "mental".

4197 - You start your own party, and promise to set up the science and luxury rate.

4198 - You realise that you only have two clues left to #4200.

4199 - You're very annoyed with yourself to spam this thread. *

4200 - You're sure you've played Civ2 more than 4200 times.

4201 - You're sure you've played more than 4200 games of Civ2.

 

[Fundamentality]

4202 - You wonder why other threads which exceeds 500 posts have been closed...

4203 -...and that neither D.O.M nor Smash have noticed this....

4204 - You hope that we will get 1000 posts before.....

4205 -....PE nukes us all and suffer his doom!We shall then worship him as our new overlord and Yuri will be second in charge and he owns the entire universe it self and push all of the world's nations into Despotism and he shall create a new race,the Plutonians!

4206 -....But you think 4205 will never happen since we are all leading happy productive lives or will it :devil2:?

 

[Yuri2356]

Yuri will be second in charge

Yuri Prime: Foolish Fundy, if only he knew the truth...

4207) You KNOW that #4205 will never happen because PE will never be able to defeat Yuri.

4208) Every time you see a parade, you think that you're garunteed to get lucky.

 

[Emerson]

4209: You wonder why, in the American Civil War, Greeks didn't secede with the Confederacy.

4210: Upon hearing from your civics teacher the Senate has recently voted down a tax-bill, you exclaim, "Damn them! Will they ever know their place?"

 

[The Person]

4207) You KNOW that #4205 will never happen because PE will never be able to defeat Yuri.

But maybe the FraFed will... We've never really tried, did we? If I only could make sense of the Post War thread.

4211 - You hope this thread will get more clues than the Civ3 one. *

4212 - You want this thread to get more clues than the Civ3 one. *

4213 - You are so used to write "Civ2" that you always write "Civ2" instead of "Civ3". *

4214 - You are unhappy that you had to write Civ3 three, no, four clues in a row.

BTW, welcome to CFC, Emerson!

 

[Prof. Garfield]

4215: You try to move more than one piece during your turn while playing chess.

4216: You think of all chess pieces as having 0 defence.

4217: You try to forfeight your move during chess.

4218: You try to place more than one of your pieces on the same square.

4219: You wonder why you are never challenged to chess anymore.

4220: You wonder why there are war protests, because you would think that the govt. would be smart enough to disperse the home cities of the units as to avoid that.

4221: You don't understand tourism.

4222: You believe that food can only be imported in small quantities.

4223: You don't believe in natural disasters.

4224: You think that population growth has nothing to do with the birth and death reates. BTW, this humber is a plaindrome.

 

[Yuri2356]

But maybe the FraFed will... We've never really tried, did we? If I only could make sense of the Post War thread.

:shakehead *sigh* they just never learn do they? Much blood will be spilled before these people finally get the picture...

4225) when you see that this thread is something other than #1 on the list, a small part of you dies.

4226) You feel a great sorrow whenever you see that an AI civ has been destroyed.

4227) You have preformed funeral services for AI cis.

4228) You re-conquer an allies land after they fall...

4229) ... and place all your cities there in stupid spots...

4230) ... because the AI would have wanted it that way.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

:shakehead *sigh* they just never learn do they? Much blood will be spilled before these people finally get the picture...

4231: You hope that that asteroid, Toutatis, DOES hit earth--and lands right on top of Yuri2356 and teach him a LESSON!!!! *

4232: You notice that your attempt at going retro in your avatar and profile for good luck in the post wars seems to be working. *

4233: You are made president of the Plutonian Empire, and the first thing you say is, "Excellent! Now get the hell out of here before the AI gets you."

 

[Emerson]

(Thank you. )

4234: The Civ2 soundtrack is by far your favorite music.

4235: You offer to expand your local mayor's "throne room".

4236: You feel the lack of Wonder movies in Civ3 just...takes away from it all...

 

[Fundamentality]

4237 - You wait for PE to return so you can hail him as the "leader"*

4238 - You get tired waiting for him so you hail Yuri instead*

4239 - You are then tired waiting for Yuri that you hail yourself*

4240 - You then join forces with PE to get rid of the Yurians!(People of Yuri)

4241 - You wonder how Yuri could get that many posts considering he joined CFC last month

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'm still here.

 

[Yuri2356]

Re #4240
USRY citizen: STOP CALLING US THAT!!!

Re # 4241
Might I direct you attention to my signature?

4242) You have seen the AI sign alliances against you, despite the fact you've never met...

4243) ... and they've reknewed said aliance every turn...*

4244) ... and it's always named after the same city...*

4245) ... so you attack that city and make an example of it.