101 non standard ways to eat food.

[SuperBeaverInc.]

25 Flail around like a fish out of water until the food ends up on your mouth

 

[Lone Wolf]

26

The was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
But to make it more nice
He inserted some mice,
Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.

 

[The Yankee]

27: Through the hole in your neck that could also lead to your stomach.

Also works for smoking!

 

[Swedishguy]

28# Tear up your stomache and put the food in by hand.

 

[obliterate]

29 - In soviet Russia food eats you

 

[Equuleus]

31.Drink food with straw via nose.

 

[obliterate]

31.Drink food with straw via nose.

You missed one. 30. absorbing it through the skin

 

[The Yankee]

32. During prayer.

 

[obliterate]

33. During Ramadan

 

[Swedishguy]

34# During Rollercoaster-ride.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

35. While surfing on a wave of lava

 

[sirdanilot]

36. Injecting soup directly into your blood.

 

[Hadrean]

37. Upside down

 

[tariqari]

38. Right side up.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

39. While going through a portal. except if it's cake.

 

[obliterate]

40. Stuffing it through your ear.

 

[djjeffmaddox]

41. Read a book about food and absorb the information as calories instead of... information.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

42. Have half a dozen scantily clad maids spoon feed you.

 

[Vince-G]

43. Chop off your hand and use it as a spoon.

 

[Swedishguy]

44# Chop off your hand and eat it. Might cause severe health problems!