101 non standard ways to eat food.

[Hadrean]

45. With a Pen

 

[ggganz]

46. If you are a soldier, sneak into the enemy's camp and replace all of their bullets with small unidentifiable pieces of food, then eat them when they shoot them at you the next morning.

47. Slingshot yourself through a cornfield with your mouth open.

48. Argue over whether corn is a vegetable or a grain so long that God dumps 50 tons of corn on your head, and while you see it fall you have your mouth open (cuz ur screamin) and swallow it all whole.

 

[EdwardTking]

49. Holding the other end of a three foot spoon.

 

[a_propagandist]

50. While browsing CFC.

 

[obliterate]

50. While browsing CFC.

I do that all the time.

 

[Swedishguy]

51# No table prayer!

 

[tariqari]

52. Instead of using utensils to eat food, use food to eat utensils.

 

[uat2d]

50. While browsing CFC.

To me, that's a standard way to eat food...


53. Sniffing Coke (i'm not talking about Drugs! i'm talking about drinking Coca-Cola with your nose... Not that i do it!)

 

[tariqari]

54. Paint your food then eat it.

 

[ggganz]

55. Licking the screen while looking at a recipe website.

 

[tariqari]

56. Breaking your civilization CDs and sprinkling them over your food.

 

[uat2d]

56. Breaking your civilization CDs and sprinkling them over your food.

(although it should be crunchy...) that would be as smart as eating note of 500€!

Not even Bill Gates would do that, Civ is too precious!


57. Parachute yourself and drop the food in midflight, then when you land, open your mouth and try to catch all the food (imagine with rice...)

 

[Swedishguy]

58# Use arsenik as an extra flavour.

 

[tariqari]

59. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then keep eating. Rinse and repeat.

 

[ggganz]

60. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then eat the vomit. Rinse and repeat.
61. Eat your poo, like my dog does. (no, really)

 

[tariqari]

62. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then eat the vomit. Then eat someone elses vomit. Rinse and repeat.

 

[obliterate]

63. Keep eating until you throw up, then eat the vomit. Keep going until you don't vomit. When it comes out, eat the faeces until you vomit.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

49. Holding the other end of a three foot spoon.

My spoon is too big.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

64. In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

 

[tariqari]

64. In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

That one was done allready so it dosnt count

29 - In soviet Russia food eats you