Pacifist46
King
OK so I finally found time to post this story, what with going back to school and everything getting in the way. I am gonna be playing as teh Aztecs on the 18 Civs Earth map. Difficulty level is Noble (otherwise it wouldn't be that interesting)
MONTEZUMA: Now, down to business, fools. The gods have chosen this auspicious day for the Aztecs to finally begin their meteoric rise to greatness. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha !
Popol Feracatl (Expansion, economic and exploration advisor): Erm, mwa-ha. I thought you said that the Aztecs were already great as possible, due to your unbelievable leadership?
MONTEZUMA: A-yeeeeeeeeees, but I LIED! Get over your lack of intelligence, fool.
Axa Yacatl(Cultural and Religious advisor): Yeah, our Emperor got over his years ago.
MONTEZUMA: AXAAAA! You are treading the thin path, my friend, the thin path.
Yuca Tan (Military Advisor): I take it game plan is war?
MONTEZUMA: I admit now, I havent planned much past that.
AXA: What about a religion?
MONTEZUMA: Of course we need RELIGION, you foooool. Otherwise the gods would rain down bloooooood upon us. So well make a run at Hinduism, although some other idiot called Saladin may get there first. How little he knows.
POPOL: . . . far outstrips your intelligence.
MONTEZUMA: POPOL!
POPOL: Erm . . . you didnt let me finish. I said, far outstrips your intelligence, Axa.
MONTEZUMA: Oh. I totally agree with you, Popol, youre right.
AXA: Can we just get on with the starting position?
MONTEZUMA: Thats what Ive been trying to doooooooo, but you keep INTERRUPTING!
POPOL: Okay, heres the starting position:
The Story of 18 Civs; the Aztec Version
Played on Noble
4000BC
Grand Emperor Montezumas council convenes for the first timePlayed on Noble
4000BC
MONTEZUMA: Now, down to business, fools. The gods have chosen this auspicious day for the Aztecs to finally begin their meteoric rise to greatness. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha !
Popol Feracatl (Expansion, economic and exploration advisor): Erm, mwa-ha. I thought you said that the Aztecs were already great as possible, due to your unbelievable leadership?
MONTEZUMA: A-yeeeeeeeeees, but I LIED! Get over your lack of intelligence, fool.
Axa Yacatl(Cultural and Religious advisor): Yeah, our Emperor got over his years ago.
MONTEZUMA: AXAAAA! You are treading the thin path, my friend, the thin path.
Yuca Tan (Military Advisor): I take it game plan is war?
MONTEZUMA: I admit now, I havent planned much past that.
AXA: What about a religion?
MONTEZUMA: Of course we need RELIGION, you foooool. Otherwise the gods would rain down bloooooood upon us. So well make a run at Hinduism, although some other idiot called Saladin may get there first. How little he knows.
POPOL: . . . far outstrips your intelligence.
MONTEZUMA: POPOL!
POPOL: Erm . . . you didnt let me finish. I said, far outstrips your intelligence, Axa.
MONTEZUMA: Oh. I totally agree with you, Popol, youre right.
AXA: Can we just get on with the starting position?
MONTEZUMA: Thats what Ive been trying to doooooooo, but you keep INTERRUPTING!
POPOL: Okay, heres the starting position: