2019 Christmas Thread

[MaryKB]

While your new picture makes that tempting, that list is reserved for my wife and my daughter.
Do you think a HS or college girl has enough jewelry to justify an organizer or would desire to have one. I like the concept.

Yes. And itt's nice to have something you can easily carry around in case you need to change what you're wearing.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'm usually looking in the 1 or 2 grand range so the lower end stuff just looks cheap to me.

I mean

Yes. And itt's nice to have something you can easily carry around in case you need to change what you're wearing.

Whoa I didn't know they made portable jewelry organizers. TIL

 

[rah]

Ok, that one is in the running. But since there are a 'few' men involved I'm still open for other suggestions.
In the past I've always selected something that I would want, just in case.
Last years most popular item was a Yeti. Who would have thought that a Y would be the highest demand gift.

 

[rah]

I mean

That looks like the 20 dollar version.

 

[MaryKB]

While your new picture makes that tempting, that list is reserved for my wife and my daughter.

Anything I can do to change your mind?

 

[rah]

Alas, I'm a one woman man. I'd have to adopt you.

 

[MaryKB]

That can be arranged!

Want me to start calling you "Daddy?"

I have no emotional attachment to my birth father, I could totally use a surrogate.

 

[rah]

My daughter has first claim on any extra dollars the my wife doesn't claim.

 

[MaryKB]

Oh Daddy, I'm sure you can find it in your heart/wallet to budget extra for your second (adopted) daughter.

 

[rah]

While tempting, I'm sure my wife would have something to say about me spending money on a woman from the internet.
It never ends well.

 

[MaryKB]

I'm sure you can make her understand. Just start photoshopping me into your family portraits.

 

[rah]

I think it would take more than some photoshopping to make her believe she has a second daughter.

 

[MaryKB]

I don't have to be her daughter, I just have to be yours.

 

[rah]

Yeah, that would work out better.

 

[MaryKB]

Adopted daughter!!

 

[rah]

Somehow I don't think that would be an improvement.

 

[MaryKB]

I think your wife will find it incredibly sweet. Just tell her I look up to you as my father.

Plus it's in my signature, so it's official now. You owe me presents Daddy.

 

[Lexicus]

Mary will now be known in public as Gaius Julius Caesar Octavirahus.

 

[Synobun]

Someone bought me a winter jacket. It's faux leather but it's honestly pretty much indistinguishable from the real thing.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

It's faux leather but it's honestly pretty much indistinguishable from the real thing.

Then how can you tell?