I waited until yesterday to see this movie because my girlfriend hadn't seen 28 Days yet and I didn't want her to be lost. So after many months of waiting this is the only thing that could be said about it.
IT WAS COPLETELY F-ING ********.
1.) Who the hell was the British guy in charge? Was he some engineer, some politician, a celebrity? Whoever he was, why the hell did he have a "get into everything" key card? What reason is there to give him access to military facilities? Medical facilities?
2.) They spend a few minutes showing and telling you how secure the US military has made the island, yet 2 kids just waltz right out? Then when actually seen, why didn't one of the 20 odd helicopters flying around stop them immediately?
3.) What purpose did turning off the power serve except to confuse/alarm everyone and making it harder to respond?
4.) Code Red. Obviously the military had thought about this. Obviously most members had a memorized response. Obviously they had the time and inclination to put some thought into an outbreak. Yet apparently the best these people could come up with was to lock all the civilians in a room secured solely by a 1/8" gauge chain? Oh yeah and lets not secure the doors on the other side of the room, nobody will ever think to try the other doors.
5.) As soon as the dad guy escapes from the securely sealed medical room where Alice is kept (why was their no camera/guard there for the only know threat in the entire base? Oh, she wasn't showing symptoms? Well neither were the kids in quarantine, and THEY had a guard.), even though there was no mechanism in the plot for this to have happened. How can this convulsing, bleeding form every orifice, blood covered, growling, howling person just casually walk up to fully armed soldiers on guard on the parking deck and take them out? I guess that guy could be someone having epileptic seizures, just got run over by a car, bathed in red paint, and lost the use of his speech all at the same time. Or we can remember we are on an island where 60 million people just died less than 28 weeks ago from something that looks just like what this guy has and waste him.
Several people here talk about it being hard to distinguish infected from non infected. Sorry guys, but I have NO problem doing so.
6.) The zombies can't swim, as was shown in at the beginning of the movie. So why did none of the containment plans include blowing the bridges from the colony?
7.) Why did they decolonize in London? I mean, where is it safer to repopulate a zombie infested island, in a densely packed and very indefensible metropolis or in a small town surrounded by farmland AKA killzones?
8.) Why do the zombies always know exactly where the "good guys" are? In all the chaos, people running around flailing everywhere, the Dad always finds the kids. That is even after they leave the compound form separate places, the kids drive around London haphazardly, and yet the dad STILL finds them. Even if I wasn't a brain dead lost half of my blood zombie, I sure as hell couldn't have pulled that off. It’s a damn good thing the zombie's weren't that good in the first movie.
9.) In the first movie the protagonists travel in the day because the zombies are not out, and lo and behold in the first movie the zombies aren't out except when awakened. Yet in this movie they are out all the time. Consistency writers, its not hard.
10.) Poison gas. Would someone please tell me of a chemical weapon that kills in less than a mimute and can be defended against by locking yourself in a car and closing the air vents (are they . .. .. .. .ing kidding me?). Oh yeah, they put their shirt over their mouth and nose. Awesome writers. Simply awesome.
BTW. Chemical weapons are heavier than air so they don't, you know, rise into the atmosphere and do nothing. The LAST place you would want to go is a subway.
11.) Why is the head medical doctor at a facility at the epicenter at the most devastating plague ever know to man 26 years old? I realize I am not a medical type and might be going beyond my expertise, but shouldn't she have finished her residency before getting a job like that?
12.) Night vision amplifies light, so if there isn't any there in the first place, like in a dark subway tunnel, it doesn't work.
13.) A helicopter designed to carry two and with only one passenger doesn't go out of control when a person grabs the skid and adds significantly less than the helo's lift weight to the airframe.
14.) While it was cool to watch jets fly so low that they went between high-rises, what was the point? What exactly did the "firebomb" the place with? What did firebombing do except a. )not burn down the buildings full of infected b.) totally confuse the situation and NOT kill all the infected c.) destroy any barriers that were keeping the infected at bay?
15.) How did that one sniper get attacked by the zombies on the roof? I mean, he was only 20-30 floors above them. Zombie A: "URRGHERE look at all these awesome humans to eat all around me UREAGEEUUUUFFF." Zombie B: "URRRRGGHHH Screw this easily accessible prey, let me utilize the intelligence and reasoning I don't have and attack that sniper I can't see through my blood engorged eyes, URRRGHHH." Zombie A: "GROWWWWLLLLL."
16.) "I am the dad. I am too stupid to take the guns off the soldiers I kill and use them on my prey, but I am smart enough to use key cards and security codes. I realize this makes no sense in any way shape or form, but the writers who created my character are certain you, the audience, are so stupid and brain dead that you just want to see me growl and bleed all over the place and will forgive this obvious and egregious plot hole."
17.) Despite seeing tanks and armored vehicles that are completely impervious to the infected, and despite them being armed with machine guns uniquely suited to mowing down human wave infantry charges, why is it left to a group of snipers to do the heavy lifting? I think we see one .50 cal firing during the entire outbreak sequence, which though firing straight in the crowd appears to be ineffective.
18.) "I am Seargent Bum. .. .. .. .. I was probably hand picked for this assignment and briefed on what happened in Britain just a few months ago, and am privy to the provisions of what a response to an outbreak will mean. Having had time to think about it before hand and accept or decline this assignment, I will still make a completely ******** decision when it comes to saving the lives of thousands at the expense of a few probably infected or already doomed people, or feeling warm and fuzzy inside because, well... Hmmmm? To be honest I don't know why, but the writers tell me I will feel warm and fuzzy and that you will empathize with me or rationalize my decision for me, so their is no need for the writers to come up with that themselves even though my actions immediately cause several thousand deaths, and eventually kill hundreds of millions."
19.) Why am I supposed to care about a little brat boy who single-handedly, by ignoring everything told to him and disregarding all common sense, doomed the world? From the second they showed up on screen I irrationally wanted both of these rug rats to die. First, because I knew they would be the excuse for every implausible and illogical plot development that would ruin this movie from the moment I saw them, and second because I knew all the cinema proles out there would forgive the writers for all those implausible and illogical plot developments because of them.
Of course it didn't take long for my irrational death wish for them to become a rational one, yet every character in the movie disregarded this.
20.) I remember the days of my youth, dancing around the streets of a plagued city, having tea parties with the millions of rotting corpses laying around. Though I didn't have an army of soldiers with orders to shoot at first sight roaming around, those kids are so lucky! Though in hindsight that doesn't add much of a thrill, seeing as those soldiers turned out to be incompetent, comatose, and in the possession of marksmanship skills on par with your average Imperial Stormtrooper. Except one of course, who uses his marksmanship to kill his own men.
Yeah, it is entirely normal for two traumatized kids to enter a dead city on their own with no hesitation or regard for life or limb. I mean, they are only zombies, we are different than the other 60 million people who were obviously just wussy girlie men.
21.) So, despite everything the little brat boy makes it to France. Is it just me, or does anyone else remember the brat getting a chunk of his shoulder bitten off by his dad, which is how he got infected in the first place. So, after getting to France, the whole world knowing not only about the original outbreak but also the new one, the medical technician that patches him up doesn’t think it particularly relevant that a boy with a British accent has a huge . .. .. .. .ing bite mark on him?
22.) And unresoved from the first movie. A virus that causes extreme irrational rage right? So why don't these infected attack their most immediate targets, themselves? I don't know about you guys, but I am pretty sure I can only puke up pints of blood for an hour or two before dieing. Just might just be me though.
Thats all I can muster for now, but I have plenty more...