5 word never ending story

[Dumanios]

a maelstrom started by MoreEpicThanYou,

 

[Terrance888]

a tsunami started by YoMama,

 

[Optical]

and an earthquake propagated by

 

[Dumanios]

Tambien, Lelouch, Christos, and theCaesar.

 

[Terrance888]

Needless to say, General_Olaf was

 

[Alexius08]

afraid that the end is

 

[DarthNader]

really far away because the

 

[SamSniped]

Mayans were being ******* trolls

 

[Terrance888]

for not telling us about

 

[Dumanios]

Apolyton's attack on Off Topic.

 

[SouthernKing]

which failed miserably because of

 

[SamSniped]

Peter Griffin, who decided to

 

[JohannaK]

purchase some games through Steam

 

[DarthNader]

which promptly crashed creating a

 

[Dumanios]

Black Hole in which your

 

[GamezRule]

world was taken to a

 

[SouthernKing]

bridge aboard the Starship Enterprise

 

[GamezRule]

where there's a gay bar

 

[Optical]

and an ethereal green highchair.

 

[Civ'ed]

This highchair was holy for