5 word never ending story

[Darth Caesar]

Hurricane of Darth Caesar's vengeance

 

[Buddhafish]

while he was eating a

 

[JohannaK]

hot dog completely covered in

 

[shadowplay]

mayonnaise, while wearing torn fishnets.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Darth Caesar set out to

 

[Buddhafish]

rule the world, but failed

 

[shadowplay]

because he didn't eat his corn.

 

[SamSniped]

The main problem was that

 

[Buddhafish]

SamSniped was a complete failure

 

[JohannaK]

when having to snipe things.

 

[SamSniped]

"Stupid time zones," he muttered

 

[Buddhafish]

as he missed another snipe.

 

[JohannaK]

He had traveled too much

 

[shadowplay]

and so he pulled out

 

[SamSniped]

a cookie and ate it.

 

[Buddhafish]

He proceeded to miss another

 

[shadowplay]

rocketship to the sun, and

 

[SamSniped]

decided to snipe Yoshi for

 

[SouthernKing]

a bounty of one cent

 

[Buddhafish]

plus 10,000,000,000 more cents. As