50 bobcats vs Grizzly Bear

[Archbob]

So now that the Bobcats have defeated the Jaguar, they now face a greater enemy, a Grizzly Bear. Much bulkier than a Jaguar, far more powerful, and much harder to take down. Average Male Grizzly weights 600 pounds compared to the Average Bobcat's weight of 21 pounds. Bobcats will not fight each other and are of one mind to pwn the Grizzly bear.

 

[Kyriakos]

Who would win in a fight between a horse-sized duck and ten duck-sized horses?

 

[bhsup]

Could you just do an "Archbob's bizarro animal conflicts" thread?

 

[Goodfella]

Bobcats would maul the grizzly. There are too many of them for him to fight off.

 

[KmDubya]

The grizzly would own.

Each swing from the grizzly will kill one of the bobcats. There is nothing that the bobcats could do to even hurt the grizzly, his fur and fat layers are too thick. Grizzlys are king of all they survey, they are top of the food chain. There is a reason that Americans hunted them to near extinction in the West, it is because they are really dangerous.

 

[Antilogic]

Could you just do an "Archbob's bizarro animal conflicts" thread?

Then we couldn't have a poll with each one.

 

[Borachio]

I'm still not getting this. I really don't see how a grizzly bear has any chance against just one bobcat, nevermind 50 of them.

 

[Kyriakos]

^Glizley Bear obviously has some transformer robot named after it

 

[Antilogic]

I'm still not getting this. I really don't see how a grizzly bear has any chance against just one bobcat, nevermind 50 of them.

It does have a full cage for driver protection. How easily can a grizzly break through that thing?

 

[Borachio]

I don't know. Not easily I think. Those cages are designed to protect the operator from falling debris of all kinds.

But put it this way: I'd rather confront an angry grizzly bear from inside a bobcat than outside.

How would it be if the grizzly was behind the controls of a bobcat?

 

[bhsup]

I'm still not getting this. I really don't see how a grizzly bear has any chance against just one bobcat, nevermind 50 of them.

It does have a full cage for driver protection. How easily can a grizzly break through that thing?

BOOM! Headshot.

 

[Borachio]

Right. And a virtual machine trumps a real hard-metal bobcat how, exactly? I've actually seen a bobcat in operation. (At least, I thought I did.)

 

[Zack]

50 Al Jeffersons > 1 Marc Gasol

 

[Archbob]

AI Jefferson is bigger(not taller) than Marc Gasol though. What about 50 Adam Morrisons?

 

[Zack]

AI Jefferson is bigger(not taller) than Marc Gasol though. What about 50 Adam Morrisons?

Not a Bobcat.

 

[bhsup]

Right. And a virtual machine trumps a real hard-metal bobcat how, exactly? I've actually seen a bobcat in operation. (At least, I thought I did.)

Oh, fine. But it looks cooler than the real life one! Plus the real one doesn't have a big cannon. In fact, I daresay your bobcat could quite possibly manhandle the real one even if one on one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_APC

 

[Borachio]

Oh I don't know. Bobcats are very small machines, after all.

Still, 50 bobcats, bobcatting round that vehicle ^ would be fun and interesting.

 

[sophie]

bobcats: still vicious, still strong for their size
50: still a big number in terms of animals
grizzly bear: still just one of them

This is no different than the previous thread.

 

[Archbob]

bobcats: still vicious, still strong for their size
50: still a big number in terms of animals
grizzly bear: still just one of them

This is no different than the previous thread.

A Grizzly Bear Hide and Defense is far stronger than a Jaguar and its far bigger and stronger.

 

[Zack]

A Grizzly Bear Hide and Defense is far stronger than a Jaguar and its far bigger and stronger.

50 is a lot more than you seem to think. This fight wouldn't even be remotely close.